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Song Parodies -> "Can't Stop Mauling My Quads"
Original Song Title:
"Can't Help Falling In Love"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Elvis Presley
Parody Song Title:
"Can't Stop Mauling My Quads"
Parody Written by:
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
The Lyrics
The perils of Marathon training...
A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
Blaze away
Like a fool, running
Yeah, I can't stop mauling my quad tissue
Everyday
Take it on the shin
And I can't stop mauling my quads, undue
Mauled like Sloppy Joes
Stung like o' killer bees
Death marching and throes
Coil springs I'd graft on me
Run on sand
Run on mountain dew
But that won't help - mauling my quads askew
Like a hammer throw
Like a third degree
Blisters on my toes
Hamstrings goes numb on me
Shits the fan
Runs on residue
'Cos I can't stop mauling my quads to stew
Yeah, I can't stop mauling them black and blue
Like a fool, running
Yeah, I can't stop mauling my quad tissue
Everyday
Take it on the shin
And I can't stop mauling my quads, undue
Mauled like Sloppy Joes
Stung like o' killer bees
Death marching and throes
Coil springs I'd graft on me
Run on sand
Run on mountain dew
But that won't help - mauling my quads askew
Like a hammer throw
Like a third degree
Blisters on my toes
Hamstrings goes numb on me
Shits the fan
Runs on residue
'Cos I can't stop mauling my quads to stew
Yeah, I can't stop mauling them black and blue
© Peter Andersson. (Inspired by COP's parody to the same song the other day).
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With that handicap you might come in 5:5:5!
I can somewhat relate to the feeling not from marathon training of course but too many squats and I have trouble walking for days! 5's
Thanks Rob and Jonathan!
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