An imp tossable can be heaved up pretty high,
He's an imp tossable.
An imp tossable can sail through the air�nearly fly,
He's an imp tossable
He stands no more than three-foot-three
He's crowing, "Bet you can't throw me!"
He's thrown the ganletette right down at your shoe,
That bold imp tossable.

Upward motion picks him right up off the floor�
Grab that imp tossable.
Get his gloves on; make sure his helmet's secure,
Pad that imp tossable.
Check his kneepads before you give him a hurl.
He will be glad when he hits that hardwood floor.
He'll regret it if he doesn't have his gloves,
Will that imp tossable.

Sideways motion�he's parallel to the floor
Is that imp tossable.
Once I misjudged and threw him right out the door,
Where's that imp tossable?
I felt sorrow, but my throw set a new world
Record; meanwhile, he slid through an open manhole.
I think to myself as I stare down from above:
He's now gimp tossable.
Hope his limp's lossable.