I've got some bong time coming.
I might just be a long time gone.
And I might just be gone a long,
might be gone a long,
might be gone a long time,
yes, a long, long, long, long, time
for selling bongs.

Took, took a new order.
Fear I got caught in a police sting.
Looks like there's something going on around here,
that really, really, really might put me down in jail.
And I might just be there a long, (yes, I might)
might be there a long,
might be there a long time,
such a long, long, time,
for selling bongs.

Speak out, you got to speak out against John Ashcroft.
You got to speak your mind,
if you care.
But don't, no don't no try to get yourself probation.
'Cause he remembers when you had long hair. Hmmm...
And you might just be gone a long, (yes you might)
might be gone a long,
might be gone a long time,
such a long, long, long, long time,
for selling bongs.

I've got some bong time coming,
I might just be a long time gone.
But you know, the toughest hour,
is always just before you toke the bong.
And I'll be taking me a long,
taking me a long,
taking such a long, long,
such a long, long, long, long toke off of the bong.