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Song Parodies -> "Toolbox Domain"
Original Song Title:
"Who'll Stop The Rain"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Creedence Clearwater Revival
Parody Song Title:
"Toolbox Domain"
Parody Written by:
The Comedian
The Lyrics
Longed for wider member
Remainin' up and strong
Proud circumf'rence roarin'
Protrusion growin' long
Looked through Yellow Pages
Tryin' to find some help
To my wonder,
An ad thundered:
"Tools Our Terrain"
I went down to see them
Seekin' help for my meat pole
Put me on their table
And watched my tower grow
Five year plan for treatment
But Blue Cross won't pay
So they wondered,
If my funds would,
Fuel doctors' claims?
(instrumental)
Felt their scalpels flayin'
Grafting skin galore
They stitched it all together
Waited six months more
Now my fuselage is
Bigger than a plane
Now girls wonder
If I'll sunder
Toolbox domain
Remainin' up and strong
Proud circumf'rence roarin'
Protrusion growin' long
Looked through Yellow Pages
Tryin' to find some help
To my wonder,
An ad thundered:
"Tools Our Terrain"
I went down to see them
Seekin' help for my meat pole
Put me on their table
And watched my tower grow
Five year plan for treatment
But Blue Cross won't pay
So they wondered,
If my funds would,
Fuel doctors' claims?
(instrumental)
Felt their scalpels flayin'
Grafting skin galore
They stitched it all together
Waited six months more
Now my fuselage is
Bigger than a plane
Now girls wonder
If I'll sunder
Toolbox domain
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Hah! I guessed right what sort of toolbox... This is one of those songs that I only know four words of, so I'll see if I can track down a copy.
Awsome. I just saw the Internet picture of the guy taking male enhancement pills, with a ten-foot penis wrapped around his body like a snake. This brought it to life again. All 5's
Johnny, I have a small challenge for you if you look at my parody today, you'll see.
Great job! 555!
Well constructed!
Pretty good job there, JD. I haven't heard the original in a long time, but I remember it well enough to vote 5-5-5.
I must be slipping - I really thought it was going to be about screwdrivers and such.... :-P
astounding usage of the english language...bravo
Thank you all, Philbo, Red Neck Mother, Royce, Jack, Melhi, Serafina, Meriadoc, and Alvin.
Oh how could I miss this one? It was really good. It deserves a 5-5-5 in my book.
Ditto on all the above commentz.
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