Whoa! lupine dude,
no! lupine dude.
Oh, lupine dude, you got a bad ’tude,
lupine dude.

You lope rather than walk,
you howl rather than talk.
You dribble lots of snot;
your breath is bad and hot, lupine dude.

He’ll flay you, will this dude,
he’ll slay you, will this dude.
You encounter this dude,
you are gonna be screwed.
Lupine dude.

So, do the thing that’s right:
Do not go out at night.
He’ll be a fearsome sight;
your neck he will bite,
lupine dude.

Whoa! lupine dude,
no! lupine dude.
Oh, lupine dude, you are awfully rude,
lupine dude.

Take a nocturnal walk
far away from your block.
You’re gonna get a shock;
on you his fangs will lock,
lupine dude.

Whoa! lupine dude,
no! lupine dude.
Oh, lupine dude, you are awfully rude.
Lose the ’tude!