Table Lean, ain't standin' up straight
Oh, Table Lean, ain't standin' up straight
Keep a' sawin' them legs, but they don't match up, mate

Bought a dinner table from my Uncle Will
He said it was good'n, but it leans downhill
It's got me so frustrated, that the grass I mowed
Thinkin' in my mind, ol' Will's a toad
He lightened my wallet, 'bout thirty five
For a crooked piece a' wood, that's no good jive,,

Table Lean, ain't standin' up straight
Oh, Table Lean, ain't standin' up straight
Keep a' sawin' off legs, but they won't match up, mate

Can't eat my dinner, ain't gettin' no fill
Plate keeps a' slidin' like a sled downhill
Broke thirteen jugs a' my fav'rite swill
Just a sittin' here a' cussin out that dang ol' Will
If I ketch that bum downtown..
Me and him gonna' go 'round and 'round..

Table Lean, ain't standin' up straight
Oh, Table Lean, ain't standin' up straight
Keep a' sawin' off legs, but it won't match up, mate

Tried placin' a book beneath one leg,
But "War and Peace" don't make a good peg
Tried usin' my foot, cuz' I had a hunch,
But when I stood up, Bowzer got my lunch
Gettin' back at Will, I know what I'll do
When I see him..I'll saw his leg off, too..

Table Lean, ain't standin' up straight
Oh, Table Lean, ain't standin' up straight
Keep a' sawin' off legs, but it won't match up, mate

Keep a' sawin' off legs, but it don't match up, mate