Song Parodies -> "Beat The Freshman"

Original Song Title:

"Mr. Spaceman"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Beat The Freshman"

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The Lyrics

Went down to college
With babes in my eyes
And then realized
I also got eyed
And so I winked
And that seemed to imply
To grab a bat and fight

Must be those seniors
Lived here half their lives
Those fraternity boys
Who drink, till their blind
Grab spiked-green paddles
That when hit they spark
I hope I get out alive

"Hey!!!
Beat The Freshman!!!"

Won't you please leave me alone
I'll give you my cell phone

"Hey!!!
Beat The Freshman!!!"

Won't you please leave me alone
For the night

Knocked out till morning
I was moaning in pain
Had a tattoo chain
And a bruise from a cane

Don't know what happened
But I saw the Dean
Said, "Hello, See you've checked in"

(Flashback)

"Hey!!!
Beat The Freshman!!!"

Won't you please leave me alone?
Don't want no broken bones

"Hey!!!
Beat The Freshman!!!"

Won't you please leave me alone
For the night

(Solo of seniors beating up freshmen)

"Hey!!!
Beat The Freshman!!!"

Won't you please me alone
I'm already accident-prone

"Hey!!!
Beat The Freshman!!!"

Won't you please leave me alone for the night?

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