Well, they’ll stone you when you’re tryin’ to not feel sick.
They’ll stone you when you’re tryin’ to pick up chicks.
They’ll stone you when you’re worried ‘bout your health.
They’ll stone you when you’re not concerned with wealth.
But then, what if I’m in my own home-?
EV’RYBODY JUST GETS STONED.

Well, they’ll stone you when you’ve got a little cough.
They’ll stone you when you’re trying to get off.
They’ll stone you when your cancer’s getting bad.
They’ll stone you toking with your mom and dad.
But then, what if I’m in my own home-?
EV’RYBODY JUST GETS STONED.

They’ll stone you, call it “medical marijuana”.
They’ll stone you when you weren’t even gonna.
They’ll heal you with some mild organic plants.
They’ll heal you like Big Pharma knows it can’t.
Hell, but then, what if I’m in my own home-?
EV’RYBODY JUST GETS STONED.

Well, they’ll stone you and say it eases pain.
Then, they’ll stone you and then get you high again.
They’ll stone you, then you’re busted by the Feds.
They’ll bust you, ‘specially if you’re wearing dreads.
Yes, but then, what if I’m in my own home-?
EV’RYBODY JUST GETS STONED.

Well, they’ll stone you, when you’ve problems with your eyes.
They’ll stone you, when you want to just get high.
They’ll stone you when your doctor orders pot.
They’ll stone you if it’s legal or it’s not.
But then, what if I’m in my own home-?
EV’RYBODY JUST GETS STONED.