Well, they'll bone us to enhance our livelihood
They'll bone us when we feel misunderstood
They'll bone us when we get the urge to roam
Oh, they'll bone us with their multi-billion loan
But I would not kneel or crawl or moan
Everybody must get boned

Well, they'll bone us when we're talkin' in our suites
They'll bone us when we're flyin' to fleece some sheep
They'll bone us when we're lyin' on the shore
They'll bone us when we're stalkin' babes to score
But I would not squeal or bawl or groan
Everybody must get boned

They'll bone us when we make the news on cable
They'll bone us when we become unstable
They'll bone us while they're tryin' to get unstuck
They'll bone us and then they'll say, "you suck"
Tell ya what, I would not reel or fall or zone
Everybody must get boned

Well, they'll bone us with pay they can't suspend
Then they'll bone us till there's nothing left to spend
They'll bone us when we're hiding in the bars
They'll bone us when we're puffing our cigars
Yes, but I would not yield the ball they've thrown
Everybody must get boned

Well, they'll bone us when their stock all is blown
They'll bone us when we are crocked and stoned
They'll bone us and then say we're depraved
They'll bone us when Congress wants back what they gave
But I would not feel it's all a loan
Everybody must get boned