Well, they'll take ya when you're trying to be so sweet,
They'll take ya just a-like they said my feet.
They'll take ya when you're eatin' a bone.
Then they'll take ya when you're at home alone.
But I would not feel so all alone,
Everybody must be fired.

Well, They'll take ya when you're walkin' 'long the hall.
They'll take ya when you're tryin' to take the ball.
They'll take ya when you're talkin' to the girl,
They'll take ya when you're kissin' at my girl,
But I would not feel so all alone,
Everybody must be fired.

Well, They'll take you and stay until the end
Then they'll take you and then they'll come back again.
They'll take you when you're playin' with yourself.
They'll take you when you're climbin' up your shelf.
But I would not feel so all alone,
Everybody must be fired.

Well, they'll take you when talk to everyone.
They'll take you when you are having fun.
They'll take you and then say you are gay.
They'll take you when you are all done for the day.
But I would not feel so all alone,
Everybody must be fired.