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Song Parodies -> "Perverted Hillbillie"
Original Song Title:
"Beverly Hillbillies"
Original Performer:
Beverly Hillbillies show theme song
Parody Song Title:
"Perverted Hillbillie"
Parody Written by:
Silly Nelson Duncan
The Lyrics
This is a parody I wrote years ago with the help from my best friend who is now past away.
Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed,
he was such a pervert he wore a condom on his head,
and then one day, he was eating up some food,
then up from the ground came a lady in the nude.
A whore that is, a prostitute.
Well the next thing you know old Jeds in bed,
Hey Jed, what are you doing with that old Red-head?
Then came Granny with a ten-foot pole,
and shoved it up old Jed's pie-hole.
Pain that is. Couldn't sit a spell.
You all might smoke crack now. Ya hear?
he was such a pervert he wore a condom on his head,
and then one day, he was eating up some food,
then up from the ground came a lady in the nude.
A whore that is, a prostitute.
Well the next thing you know old Jeds in bed,
Hey Jed, what are you doing with that old Red-head?
Then came Granny with a ten-foot pole,
and shoved it up old Jed's pie-hole.
Pain that is. Couldn't sit a spell.
You all might smoke crack now. Ya hear?
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Dude great parody, I know what its like to lose a partner in the crime of spoofing, I lost my cousin and best friend Chris, so keep it up dude. all 5's For questions or comments email me at..... [email protected]
Hahahahaha what a cack! All 5s mate.
COME ON AND LISTEN ABOUT MAN NAME TED,RIDING WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND WHO IS NOW DEAD,CROSS A BRIDGE IS A LITTLE SOUND,INA CAR IN ROVER UPSIDE DOWN,KENNY THAT IS SENATOR OF THE STATE OF MASS WELL THE FIRST THING YOU KENNEDY'S IN THE DUMP,AND LOOKING INTO A BIG SLUMP,SO THEY LOADED UP THE COURT AND GET HIM WALK,MANY MORE YEARS TILL HE CROAKED
I’ve know a different and better version since 1978
Was like 10 year old wrote it. Very stupid and immature.
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