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Song Parodies -> "The Toot Toot Song"
Original Song Title:
"The Shoop Shoop Song (It's in His Kiss)"
Original Performer:
Betty Everett
Parody Song Title:
"The Toot Toot Song"
Parody Written by:
Rick Cormier
The Lyrics
Is he using?
We wanna know
How can we tell if he's tootin' blow
(Is it in his eyes?)
Oh, no! You'll never see
(Is it in his size?)
Oh, no! You must believe
If you wanna know
(Toot, toot, toot, toot)
If he's on the blow
(Toot, toot, toot)
It's in his piss
(That's where it is)
(Oh, yeah! Or is it in his face?)
No way! Not even warm
(In his quick heart pace)
Uh, uh, a false alarm
If you want it known
(Toke, toke, toke, toke)
If he tokes homegrown
(Toke, toke, toke)
It's in his piss
(That's where it is!)
Yeah, it's in his piss
(That's where it is!)
Oh, oh, oh, hold it
Up to the light
And find out what you wanna know
If there are drugs, if they do exist
It's there in his piss
(How "bout the way he acts?)
No, no, no! That's not the way!
You're not listenin' to all I'm sayin'
If you wanna know
(Toot, toot, toot, toot)
If he's using bro'
(Toot, toot, toot)
It's in his piss
(That's where it is!)
Oh yeah! It's in his piss!
(That's where it is!)
Oh, oh, oh, hold it
Up to the light
And find out what you wanna know
If there are drugs, if they do exist
It's there in his piss
(What if he can't relax?)
No, no, no! That's not the way!
You're not listenin' to all I'm sayin'
If you wanna know
(Toot, toot, toot, toot)
If he's tootin' blow
(Toot, toot, toot)
It's in his piss
(That's where it is!)
Oh, yeah! It's in his piss
(That's where it is!)
Mmmm, it's in his piss
(That's where it is!)
Mmmm, it's in his piss
We wanna know
How can we tell if he's tootin' blow
(Is it in his eyes?)
Oh, no! You'll never see
(Is it in his size?)
Oh, no! You must believe
If you wanna know
(Toot, toot, toot, toot)
If he's on the blow
(Toot, toot, toot)
It's in his piss
(That's where it is)
(Oh, yeah! Or is it in his face?)
No way! Not even warm
(In his quick heart pace)
Uh, uh, a false alarm
If you want it known
(Toke, toke, toke, toke)
If he tokes homegrown
(Toke, toke, toke)
It's in his piss
(That's where it is!)
Yeah, it's in his piss
(That's where it is!)
Oh, oh, oh, hold it
Up to the light
And find out what you wanna know
If there are drugs, if they do exist
It's there in his piss
(How "bout the way he acts?)
No, no, no! That's not the way!
You're not listenin' to all I'm sayin'
If you wanna know
(Toot, toot, toot, toot)
If he's using bro'
(Toot, toot, toot)
It's in his piss
(That's where it is!)
Oh yeah! It's in his piss!
(That's where it is!)
Oh, oh, oh, hold it
Up to the light
And find out what you wanna know
If there are drugs, if they do exist
It's there in his piss
(What if he can't relax?)
No, no, no! That's not the way!
You're not listenin' to all I'm sayin'
If you wanna know
(Toot, toot, toot, toot)
If he's tootin' blow
(Toot, toot, toot)
It's in his piss
(That's where it is!)
Oh, yeah! It's in his piss
(That's where it is!)
Mmmm, it's in his piss
(That's where it is!)
Mmmm, it's in his piss
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I was sure this was a fart song (is it in his smile?) Well done!
Sounds like a Narc on a lark...very good..
Hilarious, and perfectly crafted! Urine the groove- sample some 5's!
i love it...5s
Very nice :)
Uh...sir, could we ask you to fill this bottle, please? Hey...look - three "5's" just squirted out ~ ~ ~
Funny, in a way: on a day where I've just submitted a song that's been done in a similar way by Merry and Pippin, this one turns up which is kind of similar to http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/bettyeverett0.shtml (submitted before '60s' was even an option). Anyway, great idea for a parody, Rick ;-)
Thanks Jeff, AFW, Chuck A. Spear, alvin, Azrepheal and Paul. My apologies to Phil Alexander.
Follow the Yellow Slick Road! WHOOPS! We're off to pee the Ozzard, the Wonderful Ozzard of Whiz!
Welcome back, JD! Where ya been?
You can now get urinalysis results online. You just have to mke sure you have the right "IP" to get them.
Hi Rick! I've been around, just busy with other stuff. Looks like most of my Amiright activity will be taking place on weekends now. I probably won't have time to get in here every day, 7 days a week. But I'm not leaving!
Johnny...cracking me up again. :D "Follow the Yellow Slick Road! WHOOPS! We're off to pee the Ozzard, the Wonderful Ozzard of Whiz!"
Good song, Rick C. 5's
Good song, Rick C. 5's
Thank you Johnny D, Guy and Adagio.
(ABC3-T) Freakin' hillarious, and much better than the fart song I was expecting by the title.
(ABC3) I second Wolverine. Sometimes the simplest songs make the greatest parodies.
Interesting concept.---MM
You have to be on crack to not give this parody 5's
(ABC3-T) A parody about drug-testing? That's a new one. And it's awesome into the bargain.
(ABC3T) An original idea for a parody and very well executed. 555
Great one there
(ABC) Yeah...I thought it was going to be a fart song, too. But this was good! Reminded me a bit of Claude's Pee Our Test.
(ABC3T) hmm, I somehow missed this one when posted, Rick - great idea and use of the OS - very topical in Aus at the moment too with our premier Aussie Rules footy team suddenly riddled with confessed addicts - 555
(ABC) See above!
(ABC3T) As usual, a work of the highest quality (i.e. not cut with baking soda)...and you've given me a parody idea as well. 555
(ABC3-T) With cocaine, it's more likely in his hair. Hell, 97% of 20$ bills in the US contain measurable traces of coke. Homegown coke?! Anyway, urine fine form as usual, Rick. 5 kilos.
ABC...Rick, I don't know how I missed this one for so long...but all it did was remind me that you are seriously one of the funniest writers on the site. I'm dying!
Loved it! Great job 5s
Good to see this one drug up from the past again =)
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