It's in His Bris

Can he cut clean? They want to know.
How can they tell that he's not a schmo?

Is he Talmudic?
(Not germane when he cleaves.)
Does he talc the dic'?
(That makes it more relieved.)

If you want to know if he's good "to go,"
It's in his bris. That's where it is, oy vey!

Is he orthodox?
(No. . .he's got steady arms.)
Called "dork doc mit lox."
(Although the salmon's farmed.)

If you want to know if he's a good mo',
It's in his bris. That's where it is, oy vey!

Oh, oh, he holds it�squeezes tight
And then he says, "It's got to go-o-o-o!"
When he leaves intact p*nis,
He's done a good bris.

Well, will he read from Acts? New Testament? No way!
If a goy, he'd be christ'nin' today.

If you want to know if he's a good mo',
It's in his bris. That's where it is, oy vey!

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