Nasty Man by Jeff “Dr Chordate” Moran

He’s a very nasty man,
Making angioplasty plans,
Looking for a classy tan of orangish hue.

Has no reasoned point of view,
‘Cept Obama’s plans undo.
Isn’t he like terrible fake news.
Nasty man’s cosmetician,
Doesn’t know what she’s kissin’.
Nasty man, the world’s your hotel brand.

He’s as blind as he can be,
Has no grocery store ID.
Nasty man, can you see me at all.
Nasty man, don’t grumble,
Take your bows, so humble.
Let someone else do damage control.
Ah, la, la, la, la . . .

Who knows what’s his point of view.
Tweets LeBron, CNN, too.
Sitting on a golf course can with you.
Nasty man, don’t worry,
Collusion, no hurry.
Supreme Court, protect you from all wrong,

He’s a very nasty man,
Making angioplasty plans,
Looking for a classy tan of orangish hue.