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Song Parodies -> "Breasts Filets"

Original Song Title:

"Yesterday"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Breasts Filets"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Breast filets—all I’m munching. . .steam-table buffet
chow is cooked and holds the heat this way.
Oh, I eat these chick breast filets.

Stuffingly I’m a repast fan who chews rudely;
there’s a shadow beneath my tummy.
Those breast filets are plumping me.

Thigh meat gnawed from bone,
spiked with Rhône. . .a good Gamay.
Rye bread’s much too strong,
oh so wrong for breast filets.

Breast filets: lunch, please keep that greasy game away.
Chow I eat should taste unfried; soufflé
ain’t my feed need. . .dig breast filets.

Thigh meat clawed from bone,
my nails honed and good to flay,
slice, shred—chitin’s strong,
oh so strong to breast-filet.

Crème brulée, to my feeding ways, a shame; parfait’s
chow I eat not once it’s spied, no way!
No, my feed speed’s big breast filets!

Stuffing spree: my repast élan is plumping me;
there’s a shadow beneath my tummy—
those breast filets, up pumping me.

Thigh meat gnawed from bone,
spiked with Rhône. . .a good ’jolais.
Rye bread’s much too wrong,
oh so strong for breast filets.

Breast filets: lunch, keep me from greasy game flambé.
Chow I eat should splay my sides; outré
is my feed need. . .pig fest: fill way!

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Timmy1000 - July 17, 2014 - Report this comment
Nice one to read right after lunch - great use of a new word - stuffingly - big laugh on that one.
Jonathan - July 17, 2014 - Report this comment
hungry now 5's
Leough - July 17, 2014 - Report this comment
555! Po-ultry devotion!
Patrick - July 17, 2014 - Report this comment
These filets are much more familiar to me than the ones in your other "Yesterday" parody. No one turns me down when I want a peek. Or a peck.
Guy - July 17, 2014 - Report this comment
Sir John! Ain't nobuddy callin' you chicken. Tell ya what, when it comes to eatin' chicken I get all Forrest Gumpish about it. Let's see there's fried chicken, "bolled" chicken, grilled chicken, you get the gist.

Now I know what has been ailing me. I have missed by daily dose of Sir John for much too long. Hey what ever happened to "Little Cup Cakes"? Anybody? She was such a fan of this site and I remember you, I think wrote the first tribute parody to her that was followed on by others to include at least one by yours truly.

It's been said before and I'll say it again and it will be said in the future. "You can't go wrong when you write food parody", "This lukes marbolus, absolutely marbolus". Billy Crystal?

I do not ever recall laying anything but 5's on you and I'm not going to break that spree now, sir. I'm going to need to break some for now, but aisle be bock. Hope my IP provider does not fade to black on me as it did last night.
Meridaoc - July 17, 2014 - Report this comment
"Those breast filets are plumping me." Breast plumps? Breast pumps? Methinks your two parodies are fusing... ;)
alvin - July 18, 2014 - Report this comment
thank you for keeping us abreast
Peregrin - July 18, 2014 - Report this comment
I saw the title and was worried that this might be some kind of a slash parody, or one of those stories about some German Psychopath that meets people on hookup sites and then eats them for dinner. I am glad to see that it took a different path :)
Phil Alexander - July 19, 2014 - Report this comment
Ah.. forgot to hit "post" on my oh-so-witty breast-related comment, and it timed out & vanished into the either.. Biggest boob I've made since the last one. :-)

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