Goin' to the local theatre for a play
Or the planetariums
On the way I passed out 'cause it's real stinkay
Those shoes and socks had fungus

I'm back in my old teacher's car
If you can't smell it, lucky you are
Stuck in my old teacher's car

Get Odor Eaters to regain consciousness
'Cause the shoes don't smell the best
Air freshener, open doors in car washes
Or leave it at the beach, I jest

Stuck here in my old teacher's car
Oh, it's really stinky, that's bizarre
Here in that car, here in that car
Here in my old teacher's car

Well my teacher he just can't smell a thing
He thinks it's smellin' fine
But he's not here in the back smelling
We'll throw shoes and socks out b-b-behind
Out the window

Passed out in my old teacher's car
It smells like a musty old bar, yeah
The smell of my teacher's car

Well, we're really pooped by the time we're there
And we're just still asleep
He drags us out, we're unconscious, need air
He doesn't care, he's just t-t-too cheap

Oh, get me into another car, good advice
For the trip back to the school
Doesn't he know that it's not that nice
To make us smell that is cruel

Just stinks in my old teacher's car
The smell just stinks wherever you are, yeah
The stench of my teacher's car
Oh, it really was stinky