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Song Parodies -> "SEC"

Original Song Title:

"Let It Be"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"SEC"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Wall Street finds itself in times of trouble,
No oversight by Chris C,*
Heedless jerk sans wisdom. . .SEC.

As watchdog, he was barkless,
Paying no attention to Bernie.**
Reeking jerk sans wisdom. . .SEC.

SEC (4x)
Witless turd sans wisdom, that's Chris C.

And when all of the gone-broke people
Lose their worldly goods, they see
That it was a cancer, SEC.
From their dough they are parted
'cause it looked askance, the SEC
"Overseen" by cancer named Chris C.

SEC (4x)
"Overseen" by cancer named Chris C.

Then Chris the blight brays loudly
That "this plight ain't mine, stop slightin' me!"
Who's supposed to watch the SEC?
He wakes up--markets down;
This stooge-dick wasn't wary, dumbf**k, he,
Heedless jerk sans wisdom, that's Chris C.

Feckless, he; reckless, he; dreck pest, he; left mess, he,
Creeping cur of bitchdom. . .SEC.


*Christopher Cox, alleged chairman of the SEC, former reactionary CA Congressman
**Madof

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alvin - January 19, 2009 - Report this comment
especially liked "witless turd sans wisdom"
marthadtox - January 19, 2009 - Report this comment
excellent!! very funny!!
John Jenkins - January 19, 2009 - Report this comment
I would allocate more blame to Friehling & Horowitz, the auditing firm that gave Madoff's financial statements clean opinions year after year, than I would to the SEC. But the SEC is a good target, too, and easier to rhyme. Well done, John.

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