1. Standing in the convention center, I'll free Iraq and Afghanistan. The protester said, "I wish you were dead." Now I think he does give a da**.

Chorus- Christ you know it ain't easy. You how hard this could be. You know the way things are going, they want to crucify me.

2. Won another term, thanks Ohio. But some are angry 'bout the results. I'll get your jobs back, so stop with that crap. or your beer is gonna taste like salt.

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3. Kerry and Edwards are long gone now. So is the money in the bank. Well, those guys will feel great in 2008, but for now they're gonna pull me some pranks.

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Bridge- You know that you save money on a rainy day. And I'll give back Social Security. Last night my wife said, "You know when you're dead, you won't take nothing with you but your soul."-I know.

4. I took a morning trip to Arabia. Eating falafels in a bag. The men from the press said that I should get back because the oil prices are such a drag.

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5. Back in Washington for a big speech. Now the bankrupt people are mad. Well I have a job that sometimes I feel robbed. But still I have a lot of success.

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The way things are going, they want to crucify me.