Hey dude, you smell bad. Here's some deodorant you should try it. Remember, it goes under your arms, then you can start, to make new friends.

Hey dude, where's the can? I really need to, drop a load. The minute I get in then I will begin to make myself feel better.

Anytime you feel lame, hey dude, refrain
please don't throw up upon my shoulders.
For we know your a fool, who plays, it true
By making your life, a little, duller.

Hey dude, you let everyone down, you have no girlfriend, so go and find one.
Remember, to let her into your heart, but please don't get smart, it wont make it better.

So the dog out, let it in, hey dude, don't sin,
you're waiting for someone to, play monopoly with
And don't you know that its just you, hey dude, your uncool,
the motivation you need, is almost nowhere

Hey dude, don't make me sad, take your bad life, and make it better.
Remember, to ask your girlfriend in, then maybe you'll win, and make it
better, better, better, better, better, better, oh.

Bla, bla bla, bla bla bla, bla; bla bla bla, bla; hey dude (repeat 16 times)