I look quite appalled, 'cus the horn won't stop beeping
Why, my jap car's a junk heap
There's rust in the floor and repair costs climb steeply
Still my jap car's a junk heap
I don't know why the Midas muffler on manifold won't muff
I can't control window controller
If there's a flood I'm screwed...

I put it on blocks, now the wheels'r not turning
Why, my jap car's a junk heap
Whenever the brakes, were applied, pads start burning
Still, my jap car's a junk heap

(sounds of grinding, clunking and squealing)

When I drive out repair crews spurted
Tow trucks alerted too
I scream at how my funds diverted
My back's unshirted too

I look at my oil see that stuff there that's seeping
Why, my jap car's a junk heap
Took cab I called...
Hell, my jap car's a junk heap