Song Parodies -> "Hannity"

Original Song Title:

"Let It Be"

Original Performer:

"Hannity"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Hannity

Just before he airs, he has a double
Shot of straight Bushmill's whiskey.
Shrieking words of fiction, Hannity.
He sounds like a dog barking;
That's before he really starts to scream.
Shrieking words of fiction, Hannity.
Hannity, Hannity:
Spitting words of fiction, Hannity.

It started underneath the steeple,
As an altar attendee.
The priests got in his pants, Hannity's.
And then they put their parts in, where his
Fanny had once been cherry.
Then they made him kiss 'em. . .
Drink their seed.
Hannity drank their seed, yeah.
Each day they'd romance him bucally.

So he became a loudmouth,
'Cause his throat was so many times reamed�
Freudian fixation: orally.
A self-loather, now he spews it
As if his stomach to clean
Spewing words of fiction, Hannity.
Rush has his addiction and his preening vanity.
Sean will not a dick shun. . .Hannity.
Hannity's inanity,
Hannity's banality
Leaking curds of jisdom, Hannity.

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Big G - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment

Okay now I'm mad, this is slander, it's border line illegal, how can you say things like that about one of the best talk radio hosts in the world, and what's with all the sexual refrences, you couldn't have bashed the American right anymore if you tried you are a sick sick sick man and you have my pity.

Dee Range - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment

I don't know who Hannity is, but it is not necessary to give this 5's. I don't know how the Catholic church even survives with all the pedophiles in the priesthood.

John Barry - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment

Flattery will get you everywhere, Big G.

Johnny D - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment

"Leaking curds of jisdom" ???? Nauseatingly clever.

John Barry - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment

Thank you, JD. Dee, you can catch Sean Hannity on what's aptly called the Faux News Network. He's also on rabid, raving, ravening, raging right radio.

Guy - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment

Clever lyrics and well paced but the hits you laid on Hannity are totally unwarranted. I have never gotten the sense that he was abused as a youngster - where did you dredge this up from? I'll five you for pace because it deserves it on that aspect. Funny - not really, actually kind of an ill tempered attempt at humor. I'll two the humor vote and give overall three for tastelessness.

MrMacphisto - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment

Big G... You forget that Ann Coulter wrote "Slander," not Hannity. Get it right man... You're getting frauds mixed up now.

Dee Range - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment

John, thanks for giving me the info, I'll check him out. Sounds like he is ripe for parody, like all blowhards.

alvin rhodes - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment

i don't who hannity is either, but the wordplay in this parody cracked me up

Adagio - August 01, 2004 - Report this comment

Leave priests be
Leave priests be
Leave priests be
Leave priests be
Read the news, don't be dumb Leave priests be

Ted Turner - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment

Big G - I bet money you would have laughed if this was about Al Franken.

Big G - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment

Slander is a legal term too, thats how I was using it (although slander is a GREAT book). And whoever called Fox news FAux news hasn't watched there TV lately, CNN is called the Clinton News Network in some circles, read the book BIAS, it prves a liberal bais in the media. And Hannity is far from a fraud come on my fellow conservitves I know your out there give me hand here will ya?

Big G - January 14, 2005 - Report this comment

I think this song has disappeared from the posting wars but: I was wrong about the slander/libel accusation: accroding to Fawell Vs Flynt a public figure can be parodied, my applogies, but I stand by my views that this song is a lie.

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