In Back

Jacko was a man(?) who couldn't get a b*ner
Till the kids got out of class.
Took 'em to his home in Southern California,
Where he started gettin' crass.
In back, In back,
In back�he's there, but not for long�
Wet cracks, wet cracks,
Wet cracks where orthodontia's done.
You're wacked, Jacko. A gnome.
You're wacked, you're wacked.
Long time since you had a hit song.
You're wacked, you're wacked.
Long time since you had a hit song.
You're wacked, Jacko.

He squeaks: "Play your part 'n' you will be the woman;
I'll pretend to be the man."
With his high girl's voice, he tells a joke: "What's black 'n'
Comes inside little white cans?"
Once black, once black
He now looks like a Norwegian.
Once black, once black
He now looks like a Norwegian.
Got a pettin' zoo at home.
You're wacked, you're wacked.
Long time since you had a hit song.
You're wacked, you're wacked.
Long time since you had a hit song.
Bet Jack's lorgnettes are
Getting him another view.
He's decked in high-heel shoes
And a low-neck sweater�
Fits his genome better.
You're wacked, you're wacked.
Long time since you had a hit song.