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Song Parodies -> "Wouldn't It Be Lava-lee"
Original Song Title:
"Wouldn't It Be Loverly"
Original Performer:
Audrey Hepburn
Parody Song Title:
"Wouldn't It Be Lava-lee"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
WOULDN'T IT BE LAVA-LEE
All I see is that doom around
Death and Hellfire raining down
Red flowing through the town
Oh, wouldn't it be Lava-lee?
Smell of sulfur is in the air
Burning embers fall on my hair
I like my meat more rare
Oh, wouldn't it be Lava-lee?
Ouch, where I am sit-in'
Fiery-spewin'-raging spill
All that crimson sludge that spews
Now coming' over the Hill..
Someone's church just went up to God
Mass extinction just feels so odd
Volcano just shot it's wad
And, yes, it's really Lava-lee
Lava-lee, Lava-lee, Lava-lee, Lava-lee
(All I want is a Frigidaire
I can hide in and find cool air
And hope there's beer in there
Oh, wouldn't it be Lava-lee?
Lots of sunscreen for me to smear
For the skin fallen' off my ear
Hot coals, hot ash, hot rear
Oh, wouldn't it be Lava-lee?)
Oh, a brick I'm shittin'
For it's doomin'-worldly end
Really wrecking my good shoes
I really don't like this trend
(Someone's head just fell in my crotch
All ablaze and too hot to touch
It melted my new watch
Oh, wouldn't it be Lava-lee?
Lava-lee, Lava-lee, Lava-lee, Lava-lee)
All I see is that doom around
Death and Hellfire raining down
Red flowing through the town
Oh, wouldn't it be Lava-lee?
Smell of sulfur is in the air
Burning embers fall on my hair
I like my meat more rare
Oh, wouldn't it be Lava-lee?
Ouch, where I am sit-in'
Fiery-spewin'-raging spill
All that crimson sludge that spews
Now coming' over the Hill..
Someone's church just went up to God
Mass extinction just feels so odd
Volcano just shot it's wad
And, yes, it's really Lava-lee
Lava-lee, Lava-lee, Lava-lee, Lava-lee
(All I want is a Frigidaire
I can hide in and find cool air
And hope there's beer in there
Oh, wouldn't it be Lava-lee?
Lots of sunscreen for me to smear
For the skin fallen' off my ear
Hot coals, hot ash, hot rear
Oh, wouldn't it be Lava-lee?)
Oh, a brick I'm shittin'
For it's doomin'-worldly end
Really wrecking my good shoes
I really don't like this trend
(Someone's head just fell in my crotch
All ablaze and too hot to touch
It melted my new watch
Oh, wouldn't it be Lava-lee?
Lava-lee, Lava-lee, Lava-lee, Lava-lee)
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