Song Parodies -> "(You Make Me feel Like) Live Pigs on a Meat Block"

Original Song Title:

"(You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman"

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"(You Make Me feel Like) Live Pigs on a Meat Block"

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The Lyrics

I'm at badave.com

Watching out, I am scared of pain
Can't sleep at night although I'm tired
Oh on the tube Saw Jason's face and Freddy's blades
They've both survived scorching fires
The Poltergeist--it scares me too
Think I've lost my mind
Too many horrors I'm in a bind

cause Fred make me squeal
Ghosts make me squeal
Dark makes me squeal like live pigs on a meat block (meat block)

I watched The Ring, now I can't sleep sound
When I see wells, I shutter
That movie "It" had got the best of me
Now each clown makes my heart flutter
I saw that scary movie called Children of the Corn
So now it is scary each time one more is born

Now kids make me squeal
Clowns make me squeal
Wells make me squeal like a cat in a blender (blender)

Oooh zombies are coming for me (Living undead eek!)
Vampires are out all night (want to bite)
and it's all scaring me (scaring me)
Gremlins too! Good God where is the sun light

Gremlins make me squeal
Dead make me squeal
Capes make me squeal in unnatural octaves (octave)

Please help me heal
Why do I feel
Why do I feel like a crows going to eat me (yummy)

Don't like how I feel
Yes-they made me squeal
What is the deal why have I gone so crazy

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Matthias - March 24, 2009 - Report this comment

Good movie critique (When you first told me about this I thought it was going to be about bad singing).

Mark Scotti - March 24, 2009 - Report this comment

I'm squeeling 5's!!!

adagio - March 24, 2009 - Report this comment

I even forget what "It" was about, except it scared me to death. I only remembered the chorus, but you paced excellently with that, even. 5's

Matthias - March 24, 2009 - Report this comment

It's "shudder" not "shutter", I don't think you turn into a window....

Agrimorfee - March 24, 2009 - Report this comment

Funny...you could write a sequel that just covers "Deliverance"... 555

Below Average Dave - March 24, 2009 - Report this comment

Thank You Matty, Mark, Adagio, and Agri!

Adagio: It was that movie about the killer clown who was actually a spider-one of Stephen King's many odd books turned into horror movies, what a mind that guy has. . .

Matty: Yep, that's what I meant :)

Agri: More than likely!

Mark Scotti: Thanks

Matthias - December 17, 2009 - Report this comment

Scream Above

Leo Keough - December 18, 2009 - Report this comment

ABC5(#/Symb) Great take on the horror movie genre!!!...555!!!

stuart Mcarthur - December 23, 2009 - Report this comment

ABC - ha! Just the "squeal" sub for "feel" was enough to make this funny Dave, but the list of events that terrify you raised it a notch as well - great parody - 555

Melanie Lee - December 28, 2009 - Report this comment

(ABC) Cute idea, clever and funny at times, but too many of the lines felt belabored, and I think a little of your pacing was off. Oh, well. 5-4-4.

DJ Blaze - December 28, 2009 - Report this comment

Great one, sent shivers down my spine. 555

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