Scooter, so scummy, scummy,
Outed Valerie girl,
After his boss told him to.
Scummy is Scooter, Scooter.
Will he be some man's girl
If the slammer he's going to?

I just can't believe the chumpiness--a grown man who
(chumpiness--a grown man who)
Has a douchebag name that'd shame a with-clue kid of two
(He's clueless about it, too)

Scooter, so scummy, scummy--
Outed Valerie girl,
After the Dick told him to.
Gag! Scummy is Scooter, Scooter.
Scooter is Cheney's churl;
Dick should be going down too.

False statements, obstruction of justice, perjury too
(False, obstruct, perjury too)
Just one of, to borrow from [John] Dean, a cancerous crew
(One of a cancerous crew)

Scooter, what a wretched POS, scummy,
He's got a douchebag name, like a baby's,
Satanic boss makes him look sweet, Satan[D]ic[k].

Libbster nailed by the Fitzster, but, um,
There's another POS, sir, Rove, yeah!
And, of course, the Dick who spawned it.

Per a little jury on it, Scooter,
And obstruct a little justice, scummy,
Falsify a little statement, Scooter,
Take a bullet for the VEEP, Scoot', Scoot', Scoot',
Shoot, shoot, shoot.
Stooge, stooge, stooge
Steps, steps, steps
Down, down, down.
Scoot, scoot, scoot, Scooter.