I had a jar of gouda right there on my shelf
was really pissed off when it fell on myself
it was already heated and it burned my rear end
i'll never pour cheese on my willy again

sometimes when I spill cheese it really brings me down
now there's warts on my weiner and they're turning brown
it splashed on my face and it dropped on my chin
i'll never pour cheese on my willy again

Ref: i'll never pour cheese on my willy again
my wiener is burning and so's my rear end
I got cheese on my weiner but I don't have no friends
i'll never pour cheese on my willy again

I got kinda pissed off when it went in my nose
I was naked and it dripped right down to my toes
I eat as much cheese as I can get in
if you eat too much cheese you will never be thin

Ref

when you have cheese on your wiener it's never a joke
I got really concerned when it started to smoke
when there's cheese on your junk, it may make you cry
well, my weiner is red but i'm still a great guy
i'll never pour cheese on my willy again

ref:

now there's a huge pile of feta that i'm sittin in
i'll never pour cheese on my willy again