to be sung by two women. decidely less smutty than the original.

GIRLFRIEND A: Oh, Man!
GIRLFRIEND B: What's up, girlfriend?
GF A: I forgot it's father's day
GF B: didn't get a gift for him?
GF A: Shopping and manicures got in the way. He'll be so disappointed
GF B: Oh, no, I forgot it too
GF A: This could have been avoided
GF B: What are we supposed to do?
GF A: My old man's been depressed
since my mama went away.
No one to hold him tight
His mood's been so sad and gray.
GF B: I know just what you mean
My dad's been so broken-hearted
There's been no romance in his life
ever since my mom departed.
BOTH: HOLD UP
GF A: You thinking what I'm thinkin'?
GF B: I'm thinkin', I'm thinkin' too.
BOTH: SLOW UP:
GF A: What time is it, girlfriend?
GF B Time for a switcheroo
BOTH: We both love our dads
Men whose hearts have human desires
Let's show them a lovely time
Let's light their romantic fires
Cuz I'm a fatherlover
You're a fatherlover
Let's go out with each other's fathers
Date each other's dads
GF A: Spend an evening with the guy
who helped give you life.
GF B: Gonna be lots of fun, no lie
BOTH: Datin' each other's dads
Cuz every father's day deserves a father's night.
We're gonna make this holiday such a delight
I can't believe we thought of such a thoughtful idea
We're like sisters to each other
Be my fatherlover
GF A: I'll be waiting for your dad, with a red carnation for his buttonhole
GF B: Got Fererro chocolate candies, to set your dad's tastebuds aglow
GF A: They will be so surprised
GF A: This idea is really grand.
GF B: Can't wait to hug your dad
GF A: I can't wait to hold your father's hand
BOTH: Sho' nuff!
GF A: I'm gonna catch a play at the theatre with your father
BOTH: Straight up!
GF B: At the disco, I'm gonna be your dad's dancing partner
GF A: For the perfect Father's Day
GF B: This is just the perfect plan
GF A: Our daddies both deserve this
GF B: For being such nice gentlemen.
Cuz I'm a fatherlover
You're a fatherlover
Let's go out with each other's fathers
Date each other's dads
GF A: Spend an evening with the guy
who helped give you life.
GF B: Gonna be lots of fun, no lie
BOTH: Datin' each other's dads
Cuz every father's day deserves a father's night.
We're gonna make this holiday such a delight
I can't believe we thought of such a thoughtful idea
We're like sisters to each other
Be my fatherlover
GF A: Break it down.
GF A: It would be my honor, to be your new stepmama.
GF B: It would be my honor, to be your new stepmama.
GF A: And when I'm with your father, I'll make him feel cared for.
GF B: I vow to treat your father just like an emperor
BOTH: Yeah!
Cuz every father's day deserves a father's night.
We're gonna make this holiday such a delight
I can't believe we thought of such a thoughtful idea
We're like sisters to each other
Be my fatherlover
They helped bless us with the gift of life.
So we're gonna take 'em out, gonna treat 'em right
This is the best plan the both of us could ever dream up.
The choice can be no other
So be my fatherlover
SPOKEN: Happy father's day