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Song Parodies -> "I'm Taking Your Kazoo"
Original Song Title:
"Look What You Made Me Do"
Original Performer:
Taylor Swift
Parody Song Title:
"I'm Taking Your Kazoo"
Parody Written by:
Jeff Reuben
The Lyrics
Second best kazoo song ever. The best? Kazoo Guy by Claude Prez, the inspiration for this song. It rocks, check it out!
I…wish…I could write a song
With…pacing that just is not wrong
Hate…when I get the gong
I’m the fool, guess it’s back to school
I…don’t…like your perfect rhymes
How…I laugh all the time
Make…use of every line
Way too cool, so I don’t like you (oh!)
So I tried harder, to write smarter, reworked every line
I fixed the pacing and made sure the rhyming scheme was fine
But still your Claude Prez songs are all getting more votes than mine
I voted once, and I gave you ones, (Oh!)
Ooh, I'm taking your kazoo
I'm taking your kazoo
I’m taking your kazoo and
Shoving it up your wazoo
Ooh, I'm taking your kazoo
I'm taking your kazoo
I’m taking your kazoo and
Shoving it up your wazoo
I…don’t…care for Halloween
Blood…gore…are not my thing
I…don’t have any “Go Fun Screams”
Guess my songs, don’t fit the theme (no!)
If I don’t know your song, won’t vote that’s my personal bias
And evil bears, teddy bears, freak me out sorry Matthias!
And if I ever write that hit song I crave
Maybe one day I’ll be an Average Dave
So I turned Hard Days, into Bar Maids up the charts it climbed
I sang it with Drew Stevens live at his shows many times
But Stu McArthur’s Dueling Mangoes were still in their prime
I checked the charts, then I checked them twice, (Oh!)
Ooh, I'm stuck at number two
I'm stuck at number two
I’m stuck at number two and
Stuck in Ethan’s Honey Goo!
Ooh, I'm stuck at number two
I’m stuck at number two
I’m stuck at number two and
Stuck in Ethan’s Honey Goo!
I wish I was funny like an Agrimorfee
The Heedless Salesman has him on a hot streak
Waiting for the next song by Conq of Parodies
Phil Alexander, where’s My Mama’s Head please?
Naked Snowmen chasing K1CHYD
Rick brought the Ant Bait, hope it also kills fleas
Logging into Rhymezone working on Me Top Three
Got my thesaurus, now you know how I cheat!
(Ooh, I’m taking your kazoo)
(I'm taking your kazoo)
(I’m taking your kazoo and shoving it up your wazoo)
“I’m sorry, but Jeff Reuben won’t be Author Of The Year this year"
“Why?"
“Oh, 'cause it’s Spaff!” (Duh!)
Ooh, I'm taking your kazoo
I'm taking your kazoo
I’m taking your kazoo and
Shoving it up your wazoo
Ooh, I'm taking your kazoo
I'm taking your kazoo
I’m taking your kazoo and
Shoving it up your wazoo
Ooh, I'm stuck at number two
I'm stuck at number two
I’m stuck at number two and
Stuck in Ethan’s Honey Goo!
Ooh, I'm stuck at number two
I’m stuck at number two
I’m stuck at number two and
now I stepped in number two!
With…pacing that just is not wrong
Hate…when I get the gong
I’m the fool, guess it’s back to school
I…don’t…like your perfect rhymes
How…I laugh all the time
Make…use of every line
Way too cool, so I don’t like you (oh!)
So I tried harder, to write smarter, reworked every line
I fixed the pacing and made sure the rhyming scheme was fine
But still your Claude Prez songs are all getting more votes than mine
I voted once, and I gave you ones, (Oh!)
Ooh, I'm taking your kazoo
I'm taking your kazoo
I’m taking your kazoo and
Shoving it up your wazoo
Ooh, I'm taking your kazoo
I'm taking your kazoo
I’m taking your kazoo and
Shoving it up your wazoo
I…don’t…care for Halloween
Blood…gore…are not my thing
I…don’t have any “Go Fun Screams”
Guess my songs, don’t fit the theme (no!)
If I don’t know your song, won’t vote that’s my personal bias
And evil bears, teddy bears, freak me out sorry Matthias!
And if I ever write that hit song I crave
Maybe one day I’ll be an Average Dave
So I turned Hard Days, into Bar Maids up the charts it climbed
I sang it with Drew Stevens live at his shows many times
But Stu McArthur’s Dueling Mangoes were still in their prime
I checked the charts, then I checked them twice, (Oh!)
Ooh, I'm stuck at number two
I'm stuck at number two
I’m stuck at number two and
Stuck in Ethan’s Honey Goo!
Ooh, I'm stuck at number two
I’m stuck at number two
I’m stuck at number two and
Stuck in Ethan’s Honey Goo!
I wish I was funny like an Agrimorfee
The Heedless Salesman has him on a hot streak
Waiting for the next song by Conq of Parodies
Phil Alexander, where’s My Mama’s Head please?
Naked Snowmen chasing K1CHYD
Rick brought the Ant Bait, hope it also kills fleas
Logging into Rhymezone working on Me Top Three
Got my thesaurus, now you know how I cheat!
(Ooh, I’m taking your kazoo)
(I'm taking your kazoo)
(I’m taking your kazoo and shoving it up your wazoo)
“I’m sorry, but Jeff Reuben won’t be Author Of The Year this year"
“Why?"
“Oh, 'cause it’s Spaff!” (Duh!)
Ooh, I'm taking your kazoo
I'm taking your kazoo
I’m taking your kazoo and
Shoving it up your wazoo
Ooh, I'm taking your kazoo
I'm taking your kazoo
I’m taking your kazoo and
Shoving it up your wazoo
Ooh, I'm stuck at number two
I'm stuck at number two
I’m stuck at number two and
Stuck in Ethan’s Honey Goo!
Ooh, I'm stuck at number two
I’m stuck at number two
I’m stuck at number two and
now I stepped in number two!
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Voting Breakdown
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| 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | ||||||||
| 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | ||||||||
| 4 | 1 | 1 | 1 | ||||||||
| 5 | 6 | 6 | 6 |
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Woohoo! Jeff Reuben is back! First, thanks for the shoutout. Second, thanks a LOT for making me listen to Taylor Swift (thought she was a country artist? God I feel old).
Anyway, I think it's been a long time since we've had a good ol' fashioned name-dropping tribute around here; great stuff! Can't believe I didn't work "wazoo" into Kazoo Guy -- but I think my favorite rhyme was bias/ Matthias. Awesome.
Anyway, I think it's been a long time since we've had a good ol' fashioned name-dropping tribute around here; great stuff! Can't believe I didn't work "wazoo" into Kazoo Guy -- but I think my favorite rhyme was bias/ Matthias. Awesome.
Writing a song where you name drop a bunch of Amirighters? That is sooooooo 2006. So is referencing Stuart McArthur and Spaff.com. Well... Claude Prez came back in full form after an extended break maybe we'll be lucky enough to see these guys again one day. Thanks for including me in your parody (Now I can say: "Look Jeff Just Made Me Two")
Oh gawrsh. I am humbled. (be prepared for an onslaught of trolls, Jeff)
Except for that reference above I've seen no snow(men) drop here so far this early winter - and I'm plenty happy with that!
Ah, that takes me right back. Thanks for the shout out Jeff. Yes, I well remember duelling with you that month - my mangoes v your barmaids. Ha. Those were the days. I’ll have to check out this Taylor Swift song now.
STU!!!
WHAT AGRIMORFEE SAID!!!
Hey, keep your voices down guys. Kristof, Arwen, Johnny D, Phil Alexander, Jake A Ralphing etc. are trying to sleep.
Duh, that's the point! It's the AmiRight Wake The Dead Thriller Video! Come on Stu, you know you wanna!! ONE OF US! ONE OF US!! ONE OF US!!!
We're coming for you, Jeff. Be ready
I have to admit, YOUR parody is MUCH better than mine. I think.
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