Alright, alright
Alright, alright
Alright, alright, made a hell of a FUBAR, bro, made a hell of a FUBAR, bro
Alright, alright, made a hell of a FUBAR, bro, made a hell of a FUBAR, bro

Think you're so evil with the way you've tied me to a chair
No-one in here but myself and you've promised it would be my hell (hey!)
That could rock me to my core since there's no blades and no stretchin' rack
So any torture must be of that "psychological" type, wanna drive me mad
But you seem to have mixed things up, got my tastes totally wrong, bud
You think that Nickelback'll drive me nuts? Man, this is how you screwed it up (man, this is how you screwed it up)

So damn sure that I would freak, Photograph on repeat
But I'm afraid you missed the crucial part: I love this shit, I'll be headbangin' hard
Rockstar? She Keeps Me Up? Just wish you'd turn it up
I'm no classic rock snob, all your "I'll play this 'til you cry"? Oh yeah, don't threaten me with a good time (oh!)
Made a hell of a FUBAR, bro, made a hell of a FUBAR, bro
Alright, alright, made a hell of a FUBAR, bro, made a hell of a FUBAR, bro

Torture with music? Much harder, you will have to try
I'm not gonna crack, afraid it's so that your choice of Derülo (hey!)
Has just perked me up, dance in my chair to Want to Want Me
And although Wiggle is a waste of Snoop, to me, it's fun-bad, sucks for you
Didn't think of that, did you now? When you check in to check those sounds
All you get is me groovin' out while Swalla gets in your brain now (yes, Swalla gets in your brain now)

You botched your research on me and all my mp3s
I guess you only saw the number of folders I have and not what's written on
And so you look a putz, thought I would scream a bunch
From this R&B pop, like Cheyenne is not a strong vibe, oh yeah, don't threaten me with a good time

Even if the music does get bad, you won't break me at all, kinda played your hand
You said direct in the mic that you wanna hurt me with awful tunes, won't work
First 'cause I'll set my mind adrift if the song quality dips real bad
But to get to that will take some time 'cause my standards aren't that much
Alright, alright, made a hell of a FUBAR, bro, made a hell of a FUBAR, bro
Alright, alright, made a hell of a FUBAR, bro, made a hell of a FUBAR, bro

Sure, most in the critic scene can't stand Adam Levine
The Black Eyed Peas have all been written off and they don't want Imagine Dragons slop
But I'm a basic one, so I say "Turn it up!"
I do like the good stuff but that "Face Flo Rida!" threat line? Oh yeah, don't threaten me with a good time