I'm at the beach, reach
For the Chardonnay
They say, what they gonna say?
Have a drink, dink, chug til I die
And there's sand flying in my eyes
Derriere, hair, yes it's all there
Bare, stare, yes I am aware
Pink bi-ki-ni, and upstairs
As you can see, I now have green hair

I’m on the floor, floor
Well, it's sand
Now give me more, more, any brand
Get on the floor, floor
And lose your pants
If you want more, more
Then here I am

Starships are irreleveant
To this song's content
Yet still, they're mentioned
And repeat, it's second

Starships aren't in this song
Who cares, it ain't long
Gonna fall, hit like a gong
Can't stop...

(I’m nuttier than a nutcracker)
[x3]

And now I'm wearing purple dye
I blew that
And I ain’t paying my rent this month
Oh, screw that
But spoof who you want, and spoof who you like
It's all blight, til you get it right
Twinkle, twinkle little star (?!)

And now I'm topplin' as I sway sway sway
But I keep fallin' as I convey dismay
We'd all better flee, they pee - sea, see?
My name is Onika, but it sounds better as Nicki

There's still some more, more
Lines to sing
It's such a bore, bore
Cut this thing

Starships, they don't appear
In the lyrics, they're no near
The video makes it clear
They're important, so they're here

Starships, they make no sense
That's why this song is dense
It's all in my expense
Oh wait...

(I'm nuttier than a nutcracker)
[x3]

Starships, summer season
They're here for no reason
And, no, I won't be ceasin'
My cash, I'll be seizin'

Starships, what a drag
But good for a gag
And this was a nag
Won't stop...

(I'm nuttier than a nutcracker)
[x3]