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Song Parodies -> "Animate Toys"

Original Song Title:

"Alphabet Boy"

Original Performer:

Melanie Martinez

Parody Song Title:

"Animate Toys"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Every parody has an equal and opposite...thing. "Reparody" doesn't work, that's what I do for milestones. Anyway, perspective flip on evil toy paranoia, "animate" as in "opposite of inanimate", let's go!
Nah-ah-ah, duh-duh-duh-duh
Nah-ah-ah, duh-duh-duh-duh-duh
Nah-ah-ah, duh-duh-duh-duh
Duh-duh-duh-duh, duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh

You've been claimin' things real insane, I need you to calm down
I never thought you'd say that Buzz Lightyear gave you nightmares now
No more than a PG ratin', your dreams should be alright
Either your prankin' game's hopeless or your therapist's kinda shite
What you're afraid of seems to be, at least to me
Worth some small mockery, animate toys?
Not what you wanted from me but it's a mad woe, can't be
What you're afraid of, please, animate toys?

You're not a little kid now, your brain is big now
But it may still be thick now 'cause they're not animate, boy
It's pretty plain to see now that they're just objects, don't breathe now
Shouldn't wig yourself right out, there's no animate toys
Nah-ah-ah, duh-duh-duh-duh
Nah-ah-ah, duh-duh-duh-duh-duh
Nah-ah-ah, duh-duh-duh-duh
Duh-duh-duh-duh, duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh

Did you take the Child's Play films as true documentaries?
That's so wrong, in them there's just one or two psycho dollies
And the circumstances involved are too specific, oy
So you flippin' madly whenever a dolly falls over just leaves me annoyed
I cannot take your pleas that ev'ry figure seen
Wants to extract your spleen, animate toys?
I find that hard to believe since this is reality
Last time I checked, don't see animate toys

Some fears make little sense now, mockin' that's sick now
But you're bein' a twit now 'cause they're not animate, boy
It's obvious to see now that they're not gonna skin-peel now
Take your butt, pull your brain out, there's no animate toys

Animate toys, whoa-ooh, animate toys
Animate toys
Animate toys, no animate toys
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

I hate to be that prick now, fears make no sense now
Anger's not how that's solved now, but they're not animate, boy
And I can't take your freakouts, destroyin' whole aisles? Won't be down
With that plan, cut that shit out, there's no animate toys
Nah-ah-ah, duh-duh-duh-duh
Nah-ah-ah, duh-duh-duh-duh-duh (animate toys)
Nah-ah-ah, duh-duh-duh-duh (oh, yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah)
Duh-duh-duh-duh, duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh (animate toys)
Nah-ah-ah, duh-duh-duh-duh (animate toys)
Nah-ah-ah, duh-duh-duh-duh-duh
Nah-ah-ah, duh-duh-duh-duh (uh)
Duh-duh-duh-duh, duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh (animate toys)

"Alphabet boy" sounds more like an insult for someone obsessive over things being in order, not a smartness-focused egomaniac. That's just me, though.

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Me - November 27, 2024 - Report this comment
Hey Cookie/Commeny Cleaner. This was average. 333
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