I'm really lazy, ladies, and have been around
I'm obnoxious, and dirty
I need it now
When I'm without you
I just can't sleep
Bag full of condoms, condoms
Wanna party all week

(Pre-Chorus)
Partying with the Moos I love
Tri Lambs got it oh so rough
I'm a nerd, but I prefer it that way, everyday
'Cause I really don't care what you are
I pick my nose and I belch loud, catch you off guard
I'm disgusting and lack proper taste

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I'm Booger
Cut the cheese
Come from Ohio, yes, Sandusky
Light one up, smoke some weed
I think we all agree
Squeezing fat buns I'm lovin'
Such delight
Gonna be a pervert all of my life
I'm Booger
I have needs
Hate Alpha Betas, the jock scene
Leave me be

Am a sloppy eater
Make you throw up
Beers I keep chuggin', chuggin'
With fat chicks I score
I live in a dump
Don't need no more
Sex is the only thing, only thing
I'm living for

(Pre-Chorus)

(Chorus)

Yeah
I farted, you smelled it
The Alpha Betas we beat
Tri Lambs and Moos helped us
We gave them defeat
I'm a sick, perverted man
That's just my way
"Blow the F-ckers up" is what I always say

I don't wanna play no games
Did a panty raid
Don't give me no lip
Jus' turn the cameras on
Pan down! We got bush! Hurray!!!

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I'm Booger (yeah, Booger)
Wipe my nose on my sleeve
I'm a damn VIP (Very Immense P-nis)!!!

"You pig!!!" SLAP!

Yeah, that's me!