Crazy, I'm mixing peroxide
In test tubes it is combined
With more chemicals, chemicals, more chemicals-cals

Maybe I'll pour in some fluoride
Mind's absent and I go wild
With my chemicals, chemicals, these chemicals-cals
Iodine

I suck at science, Don't you agree?
The cork I popped off that mercury
Think I belong in an asylum
Mixture I drunk and spilled on me
Here in my mouth are purple teeth
And I've gone cross-eyed when I imbibed brew

Yeah, It bubbles over from that xylene
Mixed it together with some chlorine
The scent offends, It's gagging me
Best I don't play with kerosene
You all should fear me coming around
Test tubes wiped out, Laughing as I down
A new potion, Black and smokey
Oh no...

Crazy, I'm changing anew in sight
Makes me frown sprout three more eyes
From these chemicals, chemicals, these chemicals-cals

Maybe I turned to Mister Hyde
Once a proper gent now vile
From these chemicals, chemicals, these chemicals-cals
Butane try...

Mixed a ton of different stuff
Until it turned red and really stunk
I hope this brew will cure all my blues
Threw in some lye then drank it up
It burns inside from chemicals!
I used to thrive until I tried brew

Yeah, You can huff ether, Chug some caffeine
Join all the smokers with nicotine
Don't you dare touch the ricin seeds
Cause they are dangerously mean
Say I'm a weirdo, Banned throughout town
Liquid is brown, It is what I drowned
Hey, It's not bad, Tastes like Pepsi
Or Coke...

OH!!!!

Zany, I'm playing with dynamite
Hit the ground, You might survive
Tossed in chemicals, chemicals, those chemicals-cals

Until my lab is crispy fried
I will go invent in vials
All these chemicals, chemicals, these chemicals-cals
Major crime!

Smoke burns my eye-eye-eye-eyes
Goggles next time-time-time-time
But now I'm blind-blind-blind-blind
Damn, damn, damn

Concocted brine-brine-brine-brines
With more combine-ine-ine-ined
And now I'm fine-fine-fine-fine
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Flo-o-o-ows...
Glo-o-o-o-ows...
Gro-o-o-o-oss...
Pouring chemicals, chemicals, mixed chemicals-cals
Chugging chemicals (Gulp...), chemicals (Gulp...) more chemicals-cals (Gulp...)

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wacky, I'll add Benzyl Cyanide!
I'll be crowned the Science Guy!
With my chemicals, chemicals, my chemicals-cals

Maybe I'll bake them in a pie
Watch the strange effects and smile
From my chemicals, chemicals, my chemicals-cals
Hydrazine!

My brain is fried-fried-fried-fried
Laws are defied-fied-fied-fied
Evil grin's wide-wide-wide-wide
Ha! Ha! Ha!

Might make you fly-fly-fly-fly
Or get you high-high-high-high
You'll probably die-die-die-die
Yup, yup, yup...