-> "Zelda And I Know It"
Original Song Title:
"Sexy And I Know It"
Parody Song Title:
"Zelda And I Know It"
The Lyrics
Yeah, yeah
From the dawn of time, I be chosen by force on high
I pimp to the beat, boppin' round Hyrule for my destiny, yeah
This is how I roll, flyin' island, ground's outta control,
It's the first and you know the name
Link might save me, but it's my game
Ah... The goddess' chosen
Ah... The Triforce is glowin'
Ah... Yeah watch how she throws it
Ah... Check it out
Ah... Yeah Link is her favored
Ah... Yeah look at him save her
Ah... Just watch him get braver
Ah... When I'm 'round
Yo, I started the trend (yeah), this is what came next (ok)
There's this princess, you heard, Ganon put in distress
I kicked the legend into gear and there ain't no way to slow it, slow it, slow it, slow it
I'm Zelda and I know it
I'm Zelda and I know it
Yeah
Next I went to bed, now Link is like "she sleeps like she dead"
And then the night 'fore last, Link does a Marty McFly back to the past (what)
This is how I roll, Shiek and Tetra don't lose control
A mistress of disguise, baby don't deny it
I'm your hot ninja, and also a pirate (watch)
Ah... The Hylian nation
Ah... Their biggest sensation
Ah... Across time and space and
Ah... That's far out
Ah... Link's doin' his duty
Ah... For hot royal booty
Ah... He don't need a crew he
Works it out
So when darkness attacks (yeah), this is what I see (ok)
Link and I, we roll and meet our destiny
We got all the world to save and we ain't about to blow it, blow it, blow it, blow it
I'm Zelda and I know it
I'm Zelda and I know it
I'm Zelda and I know it...
Check it out
Check it out
Got a crew I roll with on occasion, yeah
Wise men holding Ganon in a cage and, yeah
Rollin' with the hotties they call maidens, yeah
All of which who also needed savin' yeah, yeah
Got the one Triforce
So I got mine, where's yours?
Yeah
I'm Zelda and I know it
Ah... She's being kidnapped and
Ah... Bad guys had her trapped since
Ah... Hyrule had first happened
Ah... So what now?
Ah... Who's gonna rescue her
Ah... From now to the future
Ah... Link's gonna get to her
Ah... It's like wow!
Yeah I'm Zelda and I know it!
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