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Song Parodies -> "Shepherdess"
Original Song Title:
"Judas"
Original Performer:
Lady GaGa
Parody Song Title:
"Shepherdess"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Spun this around from Jesus and Mary Magdalene to Jacob and Rachel- a Shepherdess!!!
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Jacob was in love with a Shepherdess
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Jacob was in love with a Shepherdess
Shepherdess! Shepherd-Shepherdess! Shepherd-
Shepherdess! Shepherd-Shepherdess! [in Genesis]
When Jacob came to Laban he was ready
To work the fields because he wanted to marry
For Laban’s younger daughter Rachel he would stay
But after seven years Jacob was betrayed
He was let-down, really let-down, down
Leah was his wife now, she was his wife now
[Chorus]
Jacob trusted an old fool, the switch was not so cool!
‘Cause Jacob was still in love with a Shepherdess, to marry
Jacob trusted an old fool, the switch was not so cool!
‘Cause Jacob was still in love with a Shepherdess, to marry
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Jacob was in love with a Shepherdess
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Jacob was in love with a Shepherdess
Shepherdess! Shepherd-Shepherdess! Shepherd-
Shepherdess! Shepherd-Shepherdess! [in Genesis]
He couldn’t love a woman so purely
But Laban made him work twice as long to marry
Still, Jacob told what exactly his wages would be
He waited for Rachel for years, count FOURTEEN!!!
He was let-down, really let-down, down
Leah was his wife now, she was his wife now
Jacob trusted an old fool, the switch was not so cool!
‘Cause Jacob was still in love with a Shepherdess, to marry
Jacob trusted an old fool, the switch was not so cool!
‘Cause Jacob was still in love with a Shepherdess, to marry
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Jacob was in love with a Shepherdess
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Jacob was in love with a Shepherdess
[Bridge]
In the most Biblical sense,
Jacob still took no real offense
Field worker, put to the test, he put in his time
But in the cultural sense
Marrying the eldest daughter first made sense
Although Leah was his first wife,
he would marry Rachel next time
Jacob still loved her,
But it was rough working seven more years- for her
Leah was his wife now,
But Rachel was the woman he aimed to
He aimed to (marry)
Jacob trusted an old fool, the switch was not so cool!
‘Cause Jacob was still in love with a Shepherdess, to marry
Jacob trusted an old fool, the switch was not so cool!
‘Cause Jacob was still in love with a Shepherdess, to marry
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Jacob was in love with a Shepherdess
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Jacob was in love with a Shepherdess
Shepherdess! Shepherd-Shepherdess! Shepherd-
Shepherdess! Shepherd-Shepherdess! [in Genesis]
Jacob was in love with a Shepherdess
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Jacob was in love with a Shepherdess
Shepherdess! Shepherd-Shepherdess! Shepherd-
Shepherdess! Shepherd-Shepherdess! [in Genesis]
When Jacob came to Laban he was ready
To work the fields because he wanted to marry
For Laban’s younger daughter Rachel he would stay
But after seven years Jacob was betrayed
He was let-down, really let-down, down
Leah was his wife now, she was his wife now
[Chorus]
Jacob trusted an old fool, the switch was not so cool!
‘Cause Jacob was still in love with a Shepherdess, to marry
Jacob trusted an old fool, the switch was not so cool!
‘Cause Jacob was still in love with a Shepherdess, to marry
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Jacob was in love with a Shepherdess
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Jacob was in love with a Shepherdess
Shepherdess! Shepherd-Shepherdess! Shepherd-
Shepherdess! Shepherd-Shepherdess! [in Genesis]
He couldn’t love a woman so purely
But Laban made him work twice as long to marry
Still, Jacob told what exactly his wages would be
He waited for Rachel for years, count FOURTEEN!!!
He was let-down, really let-down, down
Leah was his wife now, she was his wife now
Jacob trusted an old fool, the switch was not so cool!
‘Cause Jacob was still in love with a Shepherdess, to marry
Jacob trusted an old fool, the switch was not so cool!
‘Cause Jacob was still in love with a Shepherdess, to marry
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Jacob was in love with a Shepherdess
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Jacob was in love with a Shepherdess
[Bridge]
In the most Biblical sense,
Jacob still took no real offense
Field worker, put to the test, he put in his time
But in the cultural sense
Marrying the eldest daughter first made sense
Although Leah was his first wife,
he would marry Rachel next time
Jacob still loved her,
But it was rough working seven more years- for her
Leah was his wife now,
But Rachel was the woman he aimed to
He aimed to (marry)
Jacob trusted an old fool, the switch was not so cool!
‘Cause Jacob was still in love with a Shepherdess, to marry
Jacob trusted an old fool, the switch was not so cool!
‘Cause Jacob was still in love with a Shepherdess, to marry
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Jacob was in love with a Shepherdess
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Jacob was in love with a Shepherdess
Shepherdess! Shepherd-Shepherdess! Shepherd-
Shepherdess! Shepherd-Shepherdess! [in Genesis]
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555 points of a star for this one Rob! :-)
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