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Song Parodies -> "Milkshake"
Original Song Title:
"Earthquake"
Original Performer:
Labrinth
Parody Song Title:
"Milkshake"
Parody Written by:
Blaydeman
The Lyrics
Let's be honest, milkshakes a just plain delicious, but they're definitely not a healthy food item. Moderation is the key. And who's better at milkshakes than Sonic?
Intro: Sonic come in…
Sonic come in…
Sonic…
Verse 1: Ladies and gentlemen
This is something they call
A pants ripper
So let me first apologize
To unfortunate guys
With fat strippers
But it is so tasty
Get fruits or choc’late
But don’t get hasty
Blenders will be hit
But if you’re lazy
Your waist will get width
And then your pants will soon rip
But you’ll still say (I’ll just have one!)
Chorus: Yeah!
Can I get a milkshake up in here?!
Say yeah!
Can I get a milkshake up in here?!
Then we throw fruit on it
Whipped cream on it
Too much of it
You will vomit
Hey yeah!
I still have a milkshake over here!
(Cuz they’re so good, so good)
Verse 2: Ladies and gentlemen
What you’re about to ingest
Is full of lactose
And all of those sugars and milk fat
Mixed with endogastric acids
Make you hippos
Hey Sonic
Blendin’ them up
Let’s hit a sauna
Who cares if they run?
Let’s buy a brown cow
Just shake it all up
And then we go hit the club
It’s time to serve (who will have one?)
Chorus: Yeah!
We are serving milkshakes up in here!
Say yeah!
Ev’ryone’s got milkshakes up in here!
Yes we have strawberry (yeah!)
Vanilla bean (yeah!)
Cookies and cream
Double fudge dream
Yeah!
We have all these milkshakes up in here!
(We won’t let go, let go)
Bridge: I could use a milkshake up in here
Say yeah…
I would like a milkshake up in here
Could you throw sprinkles on it?
Or choc’late chips?
With cream that’s whipped?
It’s my last wish
Say yeah…
I would like that milkshake up in here
So here we go, we go
Verse 3: Hey yo people
This drink’s feeling like a straight 10 on the bev’rage scale
You know?
Yeah, dairy dairy
I-I’m about to guzzle down some dairy
My fav’rite is strawberry
I don’t do smoothies
Iced cherries make me bleh!
That’s hairy
If I want crap drink and some scary
I would go watch Steve King’s “Carrie”
From all the prairies
The milk comes
Whole fat and a little skim if need some
I predict money, I predict chaos
I predict flavor, I predict AAHH!
Disturbing bovine
Got the whole herd all tremble-ing
Call me the Dairy King
This the la-la-land I’m settling
Chorus: Yeah!
I’ll buy you all milkshakes up in here!
Say yeah!
Kelis has all the milkshakes up in here!
Cuz we love ice cream drinks
Love frozen treats
Love fast food eats
Diabetes
But yeah!
At least we got those milkshakes up in here!
(We love lactose, lactose)
Sonic, come in…
Sonic come in…
Sonic…
Verse 1: Ladies and gentlemen
This is something they call
A pants ripper
So let me first apologize
To unfortunate guys
With fat strippers
But it is so tasty
Get fruits or choc’late
But don’t get hasty
Blenders will be hit
But if you’re lazy
Your waist will get width
And then your pants will soon rip
But you’ll still say (I’ll just have one!)
Chorus: Yeah!
Can I get a milkshake up in here?!
Say yeah!
Can I get a milkshake up in here?!
Then we throw fruit on it
Whipped cream on it
Too much of it
You will vomit
Hey yeah!
I still have a milkshake over here!
(Cuz they’re so good, so good)
Verse 2: Ladies and gentlemen
What you’re about to ingest
Is full of lactose
And all of those sugars and milk fat
Mixed with endogastric acids
Make you hippos
Hey Sonic
Blendin’ them up
Let’s hit a sauna
Who cares if they run?
Let’s buy a brown cow
Just shake it all up
And then we go hit the club
It’s time to serve (who will have one?)
Chorus: Yeah!
We are serving milkshakes up in here!
Say yeah!
Ev’ryone’s got milkshakes up in here!
Yes we have strawberry (yeah!)
Vanilla bean (yeah!)
Cookies and cream
Double fudge dream
Yeah!
We have all these milkshakes up in here!
(We won’t let go, let go)
Bridge: I could use a milkshake up in here
Say yeah…
I would like a milkshake up in here
Could you throw sprinkles on it?
Or choc’late chips?
With cream that’s whipped?
It’s my last wish
Say yeah…
I would like that milkshake up in here
So here we go, we go
Verse 3: Hey yo people
This drink’s feeling like a straight 10 on the bev’rage scale
You know?
Yeah, dairy dairy
I-I’m about to guzzle down some dairy
My fav’rite is strawberry
I don’t do smoothies
Iced cherries make me bleh!
That’s hairy
If I want crap drink and some scary
I would go watch Steve King’s “Carrie”
From all the prairies
The milk comes
Whole fat and a little skim if need some
I predict money, I predict chaos
I predict flavor, I predict AAHH!
Disturbing bovine
Got the whole herd all tremble-ing
Call me the Dairy King
This the la-la-land I’m settling
Chorus: Yeah!
I’ll buy you all milkshakes up in here!
Say yeah!
Kelis has all the milkshakes up in here!
Cuz we love ice cream drinks
Love frozen treats
Love fast food eats
Diabetes
But yeah!
At least we got those milkshakes up in here!
(We love lactose, lactose)
Sonic, come in…
November 19, 2012. Please rate and COMMENT! :)
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Never heard the original song but it seems like a good parody nonetheless. Makes me thirsty for a milkshake!
(SOTM) Some of the lines were a bit clunky, and I've never heard of this Sonic place (I'm guessing it's an American thing) but otherwise this was a great parody of a song I only recently discovered (you've got a knack for that). 555 more glasses!
Never heard the OS either, but I do love Sonic and their milkshakes. If anyplace made one called the "Pants Ripper", i'd have to give it a shot haha, nice work!
I've been to Sonic and this was a very challenging write. Well done Blayde. Way to represent those milkshakes. and nice work on the OS. Tasty.
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