Ok get the van
are you with me

Should have taken your advice
wait for them to drop in price
that ’guy is first
now wait a second
been queuing here for a while

now everyone making such a fuss
surely this cannot be good for us
what a surprise
hurry up and buy
so I can get to the front of the line

there are a few left
wow that screen is bright
I really can not wait to start using it tonight

so is it funny eh honey
so very funny oh funny
how everyone needs an I pad
To get us to the next fad
it just a new new thing new thing
it will not call or ring ring
Think twice
I do not need another I pad

I really think it is fine
but all you seem to do is type
cannot make a phone call
there are apps you know
but they do not make me inspired

why is everyone so impressed
gadgets are nice I confess
but there so many round and out right now
this screen looks just right

there are a few left
wow that screen is bright
I really can not wait to start using it tonight

you think it's funny do you honey
so very funny so funny
how everyone needs an I pad
To get us to the next fad
it just a new new thing new thing
it will not call or ring ring
I need advice
you need another
I pad

look at the I pad
it needs a back pack
it has a good screen and that's a fact
compared to it
my phone is small
all I need to do is text and call
and I cannot get signal not even four bars
yes this technology is unbelievably old

well any wi fi, it would be nice
so I can go down with a new device, each and every night

and the new apps I want to download them all
do not know how to delete
so come on this is going to be a treat
can not wait to restart and to surf the web

still think it is funny do you honey
so very funny oh funny
how everyone needs an I pad
to get us to the next fad
it just a new new thing new thing
it will not call or ring ring
take some advice
don't need another Ipad

you it is funny do honey
so very funny oh funny
how everyone need an I pad
to get us to the next fad
it just a new new thing new thing
it will not call or ring ring
Do you need advice
Need another Ipad

you it is funny do honey
so very funny oh funny
how everyone need an I pad
to get us to the next fad
it just a new new thing new thing
it will not call or ring ring
it look advice
don't even get free bag

you it is funny do honey
so very funny oh funny
how everyone need an I pad
don't even get a free bag
it just a new new thing new thing
it will not call or ring ring
it look advice
don't even get free bag