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Song Parodies -> "Andrew Tate"
Original Song Title:
"Whatcha Say"
Original Performer:
Jason Derulo
Parody Song Title:
"Andrew Tate"
Parody Written by:
Mike Hunt
The Lyrics
He's out of jail and back on the internet, hopefully he comes across this.
What color's your Bugatti?
Oooh, Andrew Tate
You chillin' up in this jail?
You the top G, bunk bed
Oooh, this is all the Matrix
Of course it is...
I, am so strong, got big dong
Pwning all the nerds that I've killed
And I've, got many subs,
It's a bug, in the soyboy's matrix,
I'm top!
I showed a box of pizza to the brokies,
Cuz Elon gave me Twitter, he's my homie!
The feminists, who found where I live,
Took me and my brother Tristan!
Cuz when the cops broke in and the hoes ran out,
I just didn't know what to do!
They took my 96 cars, and my phone, and my charge
I can't even tweet to you!
So write to me...
Oooh, Andrew Tate
You chillin' up in this jail?
What the f*** you did?
Oooh, Andrew Tate,
This is all the Matrix,
Of course it is!
Oooh, Andrew Tate,
You chillin' up in this jail?
You the Top G, Andrew Tate,
Wha-wha-wha-what color's your Bugatti?
How, can my kids, be Top G's,
Knowing that their father is broke?
I'm two, times lightweight boxing champ,
But feminists fight sumo!
You know...
I showed my nicest cars to Greta,
She sent me to the gypsy jail forever!
The feminists, control the scientists,
Forcing me to get the vaccine!
Cuz the cops came in and made the libs stressed out,
I'm a threat to the world they know,
I own 500 cars, two of them Teslas,
And they're really f**kin' dope!
Let's take a spin!
Oooh, Andrew Tate
You got some time to lift weights,
And maybe to read,
Oooh, Andrew Tate
Read Pride & Prejudice or The Fountainhead!
Oooh, Andrew Tate
Oooh, this is all the Matrix,
Well of course it is!
Oooh, Andrew Tate (I'm Andrew Tate)
Wha-wha-wha-what color's your Bugatti?
Girl, lemme sell you, may I? (May I?)
I know no one believes me,
But I am the Top G,
And I'm a threat to AI!
I run Hustlers University,
Teaching kids to be me!
I just fought KSI (KSI),
And then I'm coming for the Paul bros,
Let's see how this all goes!
World, lemme tell you, may I?
I'm gonna win this fight,
Please buy my gypsy wives!
Cuz when the cops broke in and the hoes ran out,
I just didn't know what to do!
But when I'm playin' chess, I'm 100 steps ahead,
I ain't seen the last of you!
I AM ANDREW F**KIN' TATE!
Oooh, Andrew Tate
You chillin' up in this jail?
What the f**k you did?
Oh, nothing, it's a misunderstanding!
We gotta sort this shit!
Oooh, Andrew Tate,
You run the top bunk bed
Like a f**kin' king, you the shit,
Wha-wha-wha-wassup Andrew Tate?
Oooh, Andrew Tate
You chillin' up in this jail?
You the top G, bunk bed
Oooh, this is all the Matrix
Of course it is...
I, am so strong, got big dong
Pwning all the nerds that I've killed
And I've, got many subs,
It's a bug, in the soyboy's matrix,
I'm top!
I showed a box of pizza to the brokies,
Cuz Elon gave me Twitter, he's my homie!
The feminists, who found where I live,
Took me and my brother Tristan!
Cuz when the cops broke in and the hoes ran out,
I just didn't know what to do!
They took my 96 cars, and my phone, and my charge
I can't even tweet to you!
So write to me...
Oooh, Andrew Tate
You chillin' up in this jail?
What the f*** you did?
Oooh, Andrew Tate,
This is all the Matrix,
Of course it is!
Oooh, Andrew Tate,
You chillin' up in this jail?
You the Top G, Andrew Tate,
Wha-wha-wha-what color's your Bugatti?
How, can my kids, be Top G's,
Knowing that their father is broke?
I'm two, times lightweight boxing champ,
But feminists fight sumo!
You know...
I showed my nicest cars to Greta,
She sent me to the gypsy jail forever!
The feminists, control the scientists,
Forcing me to get the vaccine!
Cuz the cops came in and made the libs stressed out,
I'm a threat to the world they know,
I own 500 cars, two of them Teslas,
And they're really f**kin' dope!
Let's take a spin!
Oooh, Andrew Tate
You got some time to lift weights,
And maybe to read,
Oooh, Andrew Tate
Read Pride & Prejudice or The Fountainhead!
Oooh, Andrew Tate
Oooh, this is all the Matrix,
Well of course it is!
Oooh, Andrew Tate (I'm Andrew Tate)
Wha-wha-wha-what color's your Bugatti?
Girl, lemme sell you, may I? (May I?)
I know no one believes me,
But I am the Top G,
And I'm a threat to AI!
I run Hustlers University,
Teaching kids to be me!
I just fought KSI (KSI),
And then I'm coming for the Paul bros,
Let's see how this all goes!
World, lemme tell you, may I?
I'm gonna win this fight,
Please buy my gypsy wives!
Cuz when the cops broke in and the hoes ran out,
I just didn't know what to do!
But when I'm playin' chess, I'm 100 steps ahead,
I ain't seen the last of you!
I AM ANDREW F**KIN' TATE!
Oooh, Andrew Tate
You chillin' up in this jail?
What the f**k you did?
Oh, nothing, it's a misunderstanding!
We gotta sort this shit!
Oooh, Andrew Tate,
You run the top bunk bed
Like a f**kin' king, you the shit,
Wha-wha-wha-wassup Andrew Tate?
80 to life!
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