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Song Parodies -> "Quota"

Original Song Title:

"Hola"

Original Performer:

Flo Rida ft. Maluma

Parody Song Title:

"Quota"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Gotta make sure you hit those KSI's today, okay? I know I'm asking for a hundred every hour but I'm sure if you buck up and put that knife down...
Not right, alright?
Can't do it, buddy, it's a pointless strain

Quota, quota-ta, arbitrary, it feels like
Oh-oh my, oh my God, no-one in here can keep up (ooh-ooh-ooh)
Can't stop, cannot stop, be home late again, that sucks (brrrrr)
Don't you get that not one person likes it (yeah)? Yeah, yeah

Quota-ta-ta-ta (uh), our goal for today
In theory, no probs, yeah (hahahaha), the standard way
For a bus'ness to keep on top off makin' lots of cash, moolah and dosh (whoo)
Or at least make enough to stop, oh-oh, the rapid decay
"If that's the case right now (yeah), why then push for change right now?"
The tenth time that I've told you and that's just from today

Quota, quota-ta, there's a way to do it right
Oh-oh my, oh my God, not referrin' to you, bud
Can't stop, cannot stop thinkin' your way's fine, it sucks
Get it through that thick skull that we hate this, yeah, yeah
Quota, quota, once more, I'll explain
Quota, quota (ooh-ooh), why I'm full of pain (can't do it, buddy)

Motivator? Super stupid (brrrrooh), at that function, ours is useless
I've never seen a number higher and neither have I ever seen a shorter timer, yeah (oh yeah)
And if our sales aren't there (yeah) at the end of day (whoo)
Your approach to remedy that is a tad insane (yeah)
Seem to think that it's fair, it won't wreck our brains
To pump up the number and cut the completion frame
How's that make sense right now? I knew you were dense right now
But you're askin' for a few slaps right across the face

Quota, quota-ta, we've proved that it can't be done
Oh my, oh my God (yeah), all morale has been destroyed (haha)
Can't stop, cannot stop failin' all 'cause you're a dunce
Head up your ass, how plain can I make it? Yeah, yeah
Quota, quota, it's a total drain
Quota, quota (kills the joy, buddy), job is such a strain (kills the joy, whoo)

I would track the damage that's been done from your madness
But I really can't, since all of my time is taken
With the sales I'm makin', some decent cash I'm rakin'
The standards set by you say that I suck, can't take it

Quota (quota), quota-ta (quota), doesn't leave me much spare time
Oh my (quota), oh my God (quota), and what I have's all booked up
Can't stop, cannot stop (alright, alright, buddy) lookin' for jobs that don't suck (haha)
Once I get that (I'm zoomin', buddy), out of here, I'm racin', yeah, yeah
Quota, quota (haha), somethin' I can't take
Quota, quota (a-say), 'cause no-one can make
Quota, quota, can't wait 'til the day
Quota, quota, you destroy this place

I'm sure if this boss ever heard the phrase "quality over quantity" it'd just go in one ear and out the other.

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