I will swallow socks, not for fun, yeah you see
It’s due to uniqueness with my anatomy
I’m a fan of getting paid to guzzle bed sheets
Clothing goes in dirty but it’s coming out clean

This can come in handy when I’m camping
Haters ask if I’ve got a hamper in me
Washing too much at once gives me cramping
Doctors always struggle to give answers to me

Pod glands, pod glands
I can take your dirty clothes
Get them smelling like a rose
Sorry if you think it’s gross

People thinking oh my god
Since I just ate four Tide pods
Please don’t hate it’s for my job

I’m filled
Clothing
There’s a lot of clothing
And it’s swishing and swishing
And swishing and swishing
And swishing in me

Clothing
There’s a lot of clothing
And it’s swishing and swishing
And swishing and swishing
And swishing in me

She said “do you lift things?”
I said, “Yes, when I’m washing
I don’t go to the gym and don’t tan
Only laundry.

“But I’ll take
Your gym clothes
And make them on fleek.”

She ran away, but I still think
Of her quite fondly

Don’t need urgent
Care, I just need some more detergent, man
You could say my body is divergent
Let me go I do not need a surgeon

Pod glands, pod glands

I’m not fat just full of clothes
Making socks whiter than snow
Dryer gland makes hot air blow

Favorite fruit is of the loom
In my gut I feel it zoom
Not sure how I have the room

I’m filled
Clothing
There’s a lot of clothing
And it’s swishing and swishing
And swishing and swishing
And swishing in me

Clothing
There’s a lot of clothing
And it’s swishing and swishing
And swishing and swishing
And swishing in me