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Song Parodies -> "Cut Me Off"
Original Song Title:
"Turn Me On"
Original Performer:
David Guetta ft. Nicki Minaj
Parody Song Title:
"Cut Me Off"
Parody Written by:
Rebekah Dub
The Lyrics
Original song here.
Hey Boss, Hey Boss, I think I might be late
Some driver has me irate
So I’ll be at
Work when I can
Work when I can
As soon as I can
I got a case of road rage I did not see comin’
Somebody call the po-po
Have him stopped dead
Ideally have him drive on some road tacks
His tires will go flat
Hope he doesn’t have anywhere to go
Argh!
Track his license plate, that driver cut me off
Lay hard on my horn, that driver cut me off
Want him off the road, that driver cut me off
Cut me off
Cut me off
Cut me off
Cut me off
Glad my nails are nice, that driver cut me off
I gave him The Bird, that driver cut me off
Followed him around, that driver cut me off
Cut me off
Cut me off
Cut me off
Cut me off
I am almost out of gas
My headlights have been up his ass
I do not have much cash
And my car I don’t want to crash
Somebody call the po-po
Have him stopped dead
Ideally have him drive on some road tacks
His tires will go flat
Hope he doesn’t have anywhere to go
Argh!
Track his license plate, that driver cut me off
Lay hard on my horn, that driver cut me off
Want him off the road, that driver cut me off
Cut me off
Cut me off
Cut me off
Cut me off
Glad my nails are nice, that driver cut me off
I gave him The Bird, that driver cut me off
Followed him around, that driver cut me off
Cut me off
Cut me off
Cut me off
Cut me off
He and I are meeting at the station (at the station)
And now I am late
Late to work, thanks to this bastard
D-d-d-d-don’t fire me, Boss, I-I am now stuck in traffic, Boss
And a fellow driver has me cross, reason enough for me not to be tossed
I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I always have good work
I produce the best work
Track his license plate, that driver cut me off
Lay hard on my horn, that driver cut me off
Want him off the road, that driver cut me off
Cut me off
Cut me off
Cut me off
Cut me off
Some driver has me irate
So I’ll be at
Work when I can
Work when I can
As soon as I can
I got a case of road rage I did not see comin’
Somebody call the po-po
Have him stopped dead
Ideally have him drive on some road tacks
His tires will go flat
Hope he doesn’t have anywhere to go
Argh!
Track his license plate, that driver cut me off
Lay hard on my horn, that driver cut me off
Want him off the road, that driver cut me off
Cut me off
Cut me off
Cut me off
Cut me off
Glad my nails are nice, that driver cut me off
I gave him The Bird, that driver cut me off
Followed him around, that driver cut me off
Cut me off
Cut me off
Cut me off
Cut me off
I am almost out of gas
My headlights have been up his ass
I do not have much cash
And my car I don’t want to crash
Somebody call the po-po
Have him stopped dead
Ideally have him drive on some road tacks
His tires will go flat
Hope he doesn’t have anywhere to go
Argh!
Track his license plate, that driver cut me off
Lay hard on my horn, that driver cut me off
Want him off the road, that driver cut me off
Cut me off
Cut me off
Cut me off
Cut me off
Glad my nails are nice, that driver cut me off
I gave him The Bird, that driver cut me off
Followed him around, that driver cut me off
Cut me off
Cut me off
Cut me off
Cut me off
He and I are meeting at the station (at the station)
And now I am late
Late to work, thanks to this bastard
D-d-d-d-don’t fire me, Boss, I-I am now stuck in traffic, Boss
And a fellow driver has me cross, reason enough for me not to be tossed
I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I always have good work
I produce the best work
Track his license plate, that driver cut me off
Lay hard on my horn, that driver cut me off
Want him off the road, that driver cut me off
Cut me off
Cut me off
Cut me off
Cut me off
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Should be playing on somebody's car radio right now.... has such a driving beat....Buckle up
Very true. =)
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