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Song Parodies -> "Gluc Me Maybe"
Original Song Title:
"Call Me Maybe"
Original Performer:
Carly Rae Jepsen
Parody Song Title:
"Gluc Me Maybe"
Parody Written by:
Broabetes
The Lyrics
not sure how familiar everyone is with type 1 diabetes but that is what this is about. more specifically a summer camp for diabetics.
Just did ten units oh well
Bg is in a downward spiral
Low blood sugar is hell
But I don't care today
I'll trade this juice for a shot
Because smart I am not
Insulin I don't need
Gluc tabs are in my way
My pump their withholding
Activity plans are folding
Swimming im not going
It might be time to gluc me maybe?
Hey I just bolused
And this is crazy
Blood sugars thirty
So gluc me maybe
Its hard to see straight
I'm drooling like a baby
My blood sugars thirty
So gluc me maybe
(repeat chorus)
You took your time with the syringe
It was long and made me cringe
I regret this decision
And now it's in my way
Chorus
Before you checked my blood tonight I felt so bad I felt so bad I felt so so bad
(x2)
Chorus
Bg is in a downward spiral
Low blood sugar is hell
But I don't care today
I'll trade this juice for a shot
Because smart I am not
Insulin I don't need
Gluc tabs are in my way
My pump their withholding
Activity plans are folding
Swimming im not going
It might be time to gluc me maybe?
Hey I just bolused
And this is crazy
Blood sugars thirty
So gluc me maybe
Its hard to see straight
I'm drooling like a baby
My blood sugars thirty
So gluc me maybe
(repeat chorus)
You took your time with the syringe
It was long and made me cringe
I regret this decision
And now it's in my way
Chorus
Before you checked my blood tonight I felt so bad I felt so bad I felt so so bad
(x2)
Chorus
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Sendin' a flexpen- have 55.5ccs on me ;-)
They make glucagon flexpens?
I have Type II diabetes so flexpens are availabel for Levemir, Lantus, and Novalog. I think glucogon is only in the GluGen Hyperkit.
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