Want little nips and tucks for me
I really do want t5o
It's vexpensive, need new bottom
I got cruddy boobs
Doctors' store, I can get 'em both
I won't get a bruise
Want it slick, get a bigga bustle
Like Clair Huxtable
Not like a brown cow
With their cloven hooves
Say do I got a chance
Make my money move
Take out whole year's salary for a week
And my kids' school lunch money too
Look real boss, make a body switch
I got cruddy boobs

Now what do you think I wanna do?
Don't wanna be cup size B
That's not where I'm at
Want Double X D
Wanna be life of the party
Be there, like a balcony
I'll stick right out, yes, thanks so much
Be so admiring of me
Just give me a nip and a tuck
Increase the size of me
It won't take more than six months
The stiches gone, I'll be happy
I could smother those young Joes
If they try to bother me
In my room walls, I'll makr holes
If I trip accidentally
Hold those knockers in with duct tape
'Cause my bras vwon't do
Might have to refit some drapes
If blouses will just not take
My boobs will lighten up your face
When I sway
I'll be so au courant
In all the best restaurants
Oh what a trip
In a race 'gainst a horse
I'll always be in the front
I'll be the hottest, the elite
Everyone one will know it's me
With my bags underneath
'Though it may be hard to sleep
I'll get me dollar bills
I'll be on TV, I will
Think of all the fame for me
I'll be Godmother Of The Hills

Got me a twitch, what else can I be
Modifying too?
It's expensive to reroute 'em
My cruddy boobs
Wait there's more, there's a whole host
Of options to choose
My lips thick--look like bigger muscles
Legs like Betty Rubble's
Lose that unibrow
My beauty improves
So I'll fit skinny pants
And dance honey grooves
Make my plans true sometime next week
My genes do suck,how true
Take time off, deal with an itchy stitch
To get hefty boobs

So I'm fussy, I have shopped
Gettin' loopy, I now opt
For the makeover come Sunday
The best plastic surgery doc
By recent Yelp accounts
Had a good pitch, good pitch, good pitch
He'll cut an inch off my hips
You bet he'll snip, won't slip, nor trip
I'll say just take the money and go!
Doc Switzer top-rated bro
It's 'cause he's better, enrolled
At top school--was no troll
He made top chop doctor goals
With him I got real faith
His clientele are ranked
Cher and Babs felt safe
Jolie and Liz and Cruz know
Got all of their figures reshaped

This won't be a mistake
It's for real, set the date
Gonna get Double D's
And new hips and new face
And the fat off my arms 'n varicose vein snakes
I made all my wishes known
Oh and I almost forgot
I will make sex female
Call me Jen, no longer Scott!

This is the sitch, changed the whole of me
'Cause I wanted to
It's expansive, my new bottom
And no more of cruddy boobs
Shut the door, I now sing a toast
I don't have issues
Feel so slick, no more mental tussle
I'm now more comfortable
I found romance now
Yes, this really proves
You should take a chance
And make a major move
To improve you, just make a tweak
And just commit to you
You're the boss, you'll be sooner rich
With new hefty boobs