I failed English class
'Cause I wrote a crummy essay and got a D
I failed eleventh grade
They never said I shouldn't tape my SAT right on the TV, huh

I failed GH*
'Cause I don't know how to hit the buttons and then do a strum
I failed preschool
'Cause I said a triangle was a square and ooh, I was dumb

I failed Drivers' Ed
I was steering my slow car and drove into a wall, huh
I failed recess
'Cause I climbed on top on the equipment and then I took a fall

I failed Geometry, yo
'Cause I said "what the hell is a circle?" during a quiz
I failed learning fractions
'Cause I asked why a third is smaller than half - I don't know, It just is!

Yeah
When I'm 20 in seventh grade
If I fail at my job and I don't get paid

I'm gonna fail, fail, yes, I'm gonna fail
Fail, fail, yeah, you see it in the mail
I'm gonna fail, fail, yes, I'm gonna fail
Fail, fail, yeah, I might even fail life!
Ughh

I failed PE class
Was running the mile then tripped over random rocks and finished last
I failed DDR
'Cause I saw all the arrows and I thought, "can't move my feet this fast"

I Failed at chemistry
'Cause I drank a tube of old chemicals, and it tasted bad
Failed trigonometry
'Cause when I threw my math textbook at the board the teacher got mad

I failed second grade
'Cause I got all depressed every time the teacher was writing
I failed wood shop
'Cause you know, I think it's bad when the wood shop room starts igniting

I failed computer class
'Cause I hooked up their computer connections in just the wrong way
I failed everything
I, don't wanna see my GPA

Uhh
If I strain my brain while adding 2 + 2
I took an IQ test, got a negative IQ.

I'm gonna fail, fail, yes, I'm gonna fail
Fail, fail, yeah, you see it in the mail
I'm gonna fail, fail, yes, I'm gonna fail
Fail, fail, yeah, I might even fail life!
Ughh, ughh, ughh

I'll fail it, failure when I'm singing
I'll fail it all the failure that I was bringing
I'll fail it, failure when I'm singing
I'll fail it all the failure that I was bringing
I'll fail it, failure when I'm singing
I'll fail it all the failure that I was bringing
I'll fail it, failure when I'm singing
I'll fail it all the failure that I was bringing

I'll fail it, ha-ha ha ha-ha
I'll fail it, whatchy'all think of that?
I'll fail it, ha-ha ha ha-ha
Wail it
I'll fail it
Ughh