[Panther King]
Professor, look, the table, I have spilled the milk again,
[Ze Professor]
Ah, yes, I see what's wrong here, I will fix ze small problem,
[Panther King]
Perfect, do not be too long,
[Ze Professor]
I'll be as quick as I can,
No duct tape,
(Yeah)
(Anti-gravity chocolate is kind of vurking, out the ******* vindow vith vat)

[Queen Bee]
I don't know about y'all but we're stuck in a rut,
We need you to steal our hive back for us,
I don't know about y'all but we're stuck in a rut,
All because my husband ran off with some slut,

[Conker]
I am a busy squirrel,
Why should I help you retrieve your lost nest?
Ok, calm down, girl,
I'll go get it, just tell me where it is,
Follow the signs?
I'll be back in good time,
As long as there's cash,
100 bucks?
I'll be right back, Queen Bee,

I'll go up to the giant wasps' nest, grab your hive,
(Queen Bee, Queen Bee)
Now the wasps give chase but I'll do my best to survive,
(Queen Bee)
Man the turret, I am still alive,
(Queen Bee, Queen Bee)
And now you pay me what you agreed to pay me,
Nice to meet you, Mrs. Queen Bee,

[Dung Beetle 1]
Hey you, buddy, wake up, quickly, look at that guy,
(Hey you, hey you)
Do you recon we should beat him until he dies?
(Hey you, hey you)
[Dung Beetle 2]
Nah, let's wait for him to, first, walk by,
(Eat poo, eat poo)
[Dung Beetle 1]
Fair enough, buddy, alright, I'll attack him after you,

[Birdy]
Do you remember me?
Hello again, it's me, scarecrow Birdy,
Now what is the problem, boy? Oh, you need manual, otherwise, it doesn't work for you or me,
But it has a cost,
Got any Mepsipax?
(What?)
Doesn't matter!
10 dollar,
You love it long time!

[Conker]
Oh, it seems to be an instruction book alone,
(My book, my book)
It'll appear when you walk into a complex zone,
(My book)
Let the catapult, to Conker, now be known,
(My book, my book)
Now, are you sure you've got all that? Press A or B, or, then, forever go unknown,

A door's open at the top, quickly, let's go through,
(Go to? Go to?)
Now there's two ways that I could venture, it is up to you,
(Go to? Go to?)
Maybe not down that way, it really smells bad too,
(Like poo, like poo)
I guess it's up for you to decide where my path leads, next, through the farm or through the poo,

My OH!
My OH!
My OH!
My OH!
My, my ooooh!
My Ook, this is stupid, let's just cut back to the chorus

The center of the game, the hub, the core,
(Windy, Windy)
It seems every time I come back, there is something more,
(Windy)
This will not be the last time I do Queen Bee's chore,
(Windy, Windy)
I will come back for Bat's Tower, Spooky, It's War, and Heist,
You will always be Windy,

[Gregg]
I don't know or care how but I know that you're dead,
There may be one way you could save your head,
I don't know or care how but bring me tails on the clasps,
Now piss off, I've got to go see some cats,

Bloody things
I hate those bloody cats
The way they meow
And they piss everywhere