The heart's and the blooms
are on display in the town
there's less room
in posh restaurants right now

you take a look
cause there's money to be made in there
the image is stuck
on advertisements everywhere

it drive's me round the bend
a day when money gets made
just one day? can't understand
all these cheesy displays

I Hate Valentines Day
I'm bored, ev'ry time
I Hate Valentines Day
got no cards once again

you're spending loads
and christmas is a relation
business is good
and these gifts need no imagination

you look around
and these billboards they surround you
the price is over
what it is, let's say, in june

I Hate Valentines Day
so purchase gifts today
I Hate Valentines Day

purchase, take it to your lovers place
purchase, and get the door slammed in your face

see the three words "I Love You"
see adverts requesting you to
purchase roses - lots of them - now
they'll eventually bring the prices down
see advertisements all the time
dull theme-programmes on all night
and see the cards with yer name scribbled down
after that day all of them got chucked out

I Hate Valentines Day
I'm bored, ev'ry time
I Hate Valentines Day

purchase, take it to your lovers place
it seems, my mailbox is an empty place

and the postman don't seem to call here now
and the lovesick always blame him somehow
all the letters you don't receive now
don't receive now
I Hate Valentines Day