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Song Parodies -> "I'll be Stalking You"

Original Song Title:

"I'll Be Watching You"

Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"I'll be Stalking You"

Parody Written by:

"Odd" Lando

The Lyrics

Every tool you take
Every meal you make
Every bone you break
Every book you take
I'll be stalking you

Every single day
Every sword you take
Every game you brake
Every bite you take
I'll be stalking you

Oh can't you see
You don’t know me
How my poor head aches with every book you take

Every toy you make
Every cup you break
Every attack you fake
Jobs you don’t create
I'll be stalking you

Since you've gone on that “Lost Without a Trace”
I dream at night I can only see your vase
I look around but it's you I can erase
I keep crying on my aching knees
Oh baby, baby, baby please

Oh can't you see
You don’t know me
How my poor head aches with every meal you make

Every toy you make
Every cup you break
Every attack you fake
Jobs you don’t create
I'll be stalking you

Every meal you make
Every book you take
I’ll be stalking you

I’ll be stalking you
I’ll be stalking you
I’ll be stalking you
I’ll be stalking you...
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Dr Voodoo - April 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Ironically, when Sting wrote this song..."Every Breath You Take" it was about a sort of obsessed stalker. It ended up being a big hit as a love song.
Gangsta Joe - April 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Yo, DR Voodoo is right, this OS is called "Every Breath You Take." How could you not know that? I think this is a pimpin parody, by da way, so you get a 5's vote.

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