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Song Parodies -> "Who Defloured Me?"
Original Song Title:
"Who Invited You?"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Donnas
Parody Song Title:
"Who Defloured Me?"
Parody Written by:
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
The Lyrics
Do I know how to party or what? ;-)
Was busy sinkin� some six-packs
When I felt a pair of knockers �gainst my back
Heard a voice, "How you doin�
Let�s close the lights and let my friends in"
Didn�t care, that my own were all downstairs
�Was on tee!
Didn�t care, that this was a neither when or where
But who defloured me
Who defloured me
Who defloured me
Was it two or three
I just couldn�t see
Who defloured me
I think that moonshine�s a fiest crutch
And last night I may have had too much
I never heard more than a mur�
They whispered sweet, but I don�t know who they were
Didn�t care, that my folks do live downstairs
Birds and bees!
Didn�t care, that they turned the house to party lair
But who defloured me
Who defloured me
Who defloured me
Was it four or three
I just couldn�t see
Who defloured me
Who defloured me
Who defloured me
Can�t tell Dad and Mum
Who it was that come
When I got me some
Woke up nude, �cept a beanie
And an out of fashion polka dot bikini
One of �em most�a had huge waist
I thank the Lord she didn�t get up on my face
Didn�t care, that my girlfriend was downstairs
Mating spree!
Didn�t care, that they shaved off all my pubic hair
But who defloured me
Who defloured me
Who defloured me
Was it four or more
When down on the floor
Couldn�t keep the score
Who defloured me
Who defloured me
Amateur or pro
I would like to know
�Cos they stole my dough!
When I felt a pair of knockers �gainst my back
Heard a voice, "How you doin�
Let�s close the lights and let my friends in"
Didn�t care, that my own were all downstairs
�Was on tee!
Didn�t care, that this was a neither when or where
But who defloured me
Who defloured me
Who defloured me
Was it two or three
I just couldn�t see
Who defloured me
I think that moonshine�s a fiest crutch
And last night I may have had too much
I never heard more than a mur�
They whispered sweet, but I don�t know who they were
Didn�t care, that my folks do live downstairs
Birds and bees!
Didn�t care, that they turned the house to party lair
But who defloured me
Who defloured me
Who defloured me
Was it four or three
I just couldn�t see
Who defloured me
Who defloured me
Who defloured me
Can�t tell Dad and Mum
Who it was that come
When I got me some
Woke up nude, �cept a beanie
And an out of fashion polka dot bikini
One of �em most�a had huge waist
I thank the Lord she didn�t get up on my face
Didn�t care, that my girlfriend was downstairs
Mating spree!
Didn�t care, that they shaved off all my pubic hair
But who defloured me
Who defloured me
Who defloured me
Was it four or more
When down on the floor
Couldn�t keep the score
Who defloured me
Who defloured me
Amateur or pro
I would like to know
�Cos they stole my dough!
� Peter Andersson
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I think you mean 'de-flowered' unless this is some kind of baking pun...
I was thinking that, too... though the thought of a nice, cleansing shower to get all the flour off... I always used to think they'd converted cars to run on self-raising during the 60s, 'till I realized that "flower power" was spelt differently.
It sure is! I�ve been making poundcake!
Original sketching had "deflowered" though (it was gonna be about The Donnas coming to my party and taking advantage of me). Then I came up with the "dough" pun in the last line...
Original sketching had "deflowered" though (it was gonna be about The Donnas coming to my party and taking advantage of me). Then I came up with the "dough" pun in the last line...
DKTOS so I can't vote, but aren't you clever!
DKTOS either, but here's hoping your protagonist doesn't knead help for a yeast infection!
Ditto DKTOS, K1, but I laughed at the face line!
Clever!!
Thanx everyone that commented. The original got some cool "attitude" and I guess there�s potential for more parodies to it. Check it out if you ever come across the The Donnas album.
Ohh, and poundcake with banana cream topping is on me, all around! ;-)
Ohh, and poundcake with banana cream topping is on me, all around! ;-)
(SOTM 2000s) De"flour"ed, heh heh heh! Peter, do you have "Shake-n-Bake" in Sweden? Now I'm imagining puns that rhyme with "wheat", "rye", "barley", "rice", oh my oh my! ;-)
We do, we do.
(SOTM) DKTOS but your rhymes were amusing enough. Great ending, I was waiting for a reference to come in there somewhere.
(SOTM) OK, I've listened to the music and compared lyrics and conclude that the original song is irritating. (Not held against you, your humour maintained my interest.)
(SOTM July 2000) It's Shake-n-Bake time for Odin, Loki, Thor, and the Asgard Boys!
SOTM Havent heard the original before, but I listened to it then re-read yours. The pacing is dead on. Some lines were a little forced it looked like, but other than that it was great. 5-4-5
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