My plan was just to buy a couple things
Some limes, some flour, any drink in stock
But today, it seems there is a douche
I mean, wow, just a-seein' this view feels wrong
The best way to tell that a man is a complete twat
Is to see that his bad parkin' was done on purpose

You're gonna get towed, so hard to get home
Because you will find your car's not there, 'fraid so
You had to be a jerk, know you know how parks work
That's plain to see (that's plain to see)
A mistake would mean "barely gone over the line"
Or "opened your door too fast, nicked mine"
I don't know if I'm the first to witness what I see
Still gonna get towed, buddy, I hope it's done quickly

Pretty clear that you were tryin'
To show us your ego's giant, no way
Your ass could honestly expect us to believe
That it's only a mistake?
Can tell that your eyes work, the lines are still bright as
And yet you've parked your car perpendicular, you prick

You're gonna get towed, a pretty big blow
To see that your pride and joy's disappeared, bro
I bet that you'll use words like "Why?" and then "lawyer"
Both of them screamed (both of them screamed)
Because why would you care about what's wrong or right
If it doesn't go your way each time?
I bet you'll search the whole car for scratches, none to see
You're gonna get towed, buddy, I hope there's a huge fee
Oh-oh-oh-ooh-whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh

I say all this when I do know you're absent
You're still shoppin', must vent all this
So, so, so, so, so, so

When your ass gets towed, I can let you know
Without riskin' my nose lettin' the blood flow
Ventin' both the rude words and the tone that brings hurt
From hurt fee-fees (from hurt fee-fees)
You can say that I'm scared and you're probably right
I don't know a thing about this guy
Aside from the arrogance I've witnessed before me
You're gonna get towed, buddy, I can't wait 'til we meet