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Song Parodies -> "Sporks"
Original Song Title:
"Sparks"
Original Performer:
t.A.T.u
Parody Song Title:
"Sporks"
Parody Written by:
Matthias
The Lyrics
And now... A tribute to Sporks!
Silverware makes you swoon?!
Watch me frown using forks at dinner
Waste time grabbing that spoon
Wish they were merged that would be much simpler
Sporks are such a perfect bleeeeeend
If you're starving, They're your frieeeeeend
Sporks are much more than a treeeeend
Sporks are the tools I'll defeeeeend
Airlines have used this kit
Backpackers cooking? These they're needing!
Lightweight since they're so slim
They can't be topped
When it comes to eating
Ordered Chinese take-out
Chopsticks are cheap and leave you with splinters
How will I stuff my snout?
To me, my friend, there's just one answer!
Sporks I'm holding in my haaaaand
When you're hungry they're so graaaaand
Sporks are held in high demaaaaand
Sporks are found in prison-laaaands
Samuel Francis* is the maaaaan!
Can't you tell that I'm a faaaaan?!
Toss your forks out in the traaaaash!
Sporks are all I'll use to gnaaaaash
Sporks I'm buying...
Watch me frown using forks at dinner
Waste time grabbing that spoon
Wish they were merged that would be much simpler
Sporks are such a perfect bleeeeeend
If you're starving, They're your frieeeeeend
Sporks are much more than a treeeeend
Sporks are the tools I'll defeeeeend
Airlines have used this kit
Backpackers cooking? These they're needing!
Lightweight since they're so slim
They can't be topped
When it comes to eating
Ordered Chinese take-out
Chopsticks are cheap and leave you with splinters
How will I stuff my snout?
To me, my friend, there's just one answer!
Sporks I'm holding in my haaaaand
When you're hungry they're so graaaaand
Sporks are held in high demaaaaand
Sporks are found in prison-laaaands
Samuel Francis* is the maaaaan!
Can't you tell that I'm a faaaaan?!
Toss your forks out in the traaaaash!
Sporks are all I'll use to gnaaaaash
Sporks I'm buying...
*Samuel Francis is the man who invented the Spork back in 1874
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As the resident Viking I have to eat with my bare hands, a big hunting knife and occasionally a nearby rock (to crush the raw bear and/or moose limbs to get to the juicy bone marrow). No sporks for me, but I'm voting 555 cause you're making fun of Russians!
Peter - I am? I thought this was a generic spork tribute song... I missed where I was making fun of Russians... Unless the inventor of the spork is a Russian man...
I think I get it.... Is t.A.T.u. from Russia? Yes! -checks Wikipedia- I discovered the secret!!
555! But it was actually Imperial Germany that put the spork in the German Army mess kit (kochgeschirr) in the late 19th century. Finland then copied them.
(Artistry) I'm personally more a proponent of splades (they're like angular sporks you can kinda cut with), but hey, "spork" is an infinitely funnier word. Weird how we both did food-related parodies this round, huh. 555 stabbing implements!
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